Eric Church – Im Gettin Stoned (Ukulele)

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This song is in the key of C. To make it sound like the record, you need to tune to drop D, then tune everything down a full step. Please don't comment that my chord chart is completely wrong when you didn't read the above notice. It should look like this: E tuned to D B tuned to A G tuned to F D tuned to C A tuned to G E tuned to C Chords used:
G5:              Fsus4:                 F:             F:             D:
  D-x              D-1                  D-3            D-x            D-x
A-3 A-1 A-3 A-5 A-2 F-2 F-0 F-0 F-5 F-2 C-0 C-3 C-0 C-5 C-2 G-0 G-3 G-x G-x G-0 C-0 C-x C-5 C-x C-x Intro: G5 Verse 1:
G5                          Fsus4
Read it in the paper, marked the date on the wall

     F                         G5
To remind myself to celebrate the day I lose it all

        G5                         Fsus4
They made plans to be together.  I made plans to be alone.

        F         F   F       G5
She got a rock,          I'm gettin' stoned.
Verse 2:
    G5                         Fsus4
Damn right I've got objections, but it's awful too late now.

       F                         G5
Yea the cans are on the limo and the rice is on the ground.

       G5                            Fsus4
They're headed for the islands, but hell I'm already gone.

        F         F    F           G5
She got a rock,           I'm gettin' stoned
Chorus:
        F                    G5
Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains.

D                       F*   G5
Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names.

F                             G5            F
Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong.

         F        F   F      G5
She got a rock,          I'm gettin' stoned.
*You don't have to play this C, but I think it's outlined by the other instruments Verse 3:
     G5                        Fsus4
Yea I knew that it was over when I heard those weddin' bells.

    F                        G5
That preacher was my jailer, now this bottle is my bail.

  G5                            Fsus4
So much for all that prayin' her I do would be I don't.

         F        F   F       G5
She got a rock,          I'm getting' stoned
Chorus:
         F                   G5
Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains.

D                       F*   G5
Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names.

F                             G5             F
Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong.

         F       F   F      G5
She got a rock,          I'm gettin' stoned.
*You don't have to play this C, but I think it's outlined by the other instruments Guitar Solo: F G5 F G5 F G5 D G5 Tag:
     F                                    G5                 F
So to hell with her and him and that white horse they rode out on

         F        F  F         G5
She got a rock,          I'm gettin' stoned

             F      F                        G5
Yea she got a rock,              Haha      I'm gettin' stoned.
Outro: Vamp on D5 *Note* If you prefer, you can play the F/C in place of the Csus4 throughout the song. I think the open note sounds better, and is what is being played on the album. Try both and you'll agree it's very hard to tell. The F/C looks like this:
D-1
A-1
F-2
C-3
G-3
C-X