Eminem – Stan (Ukulele)

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[Chorus]
Em            C                   D
My tea's gone cold I'm wonderin' why

    G      D         Em
Got out of bed at all

            C                 D
The morning rain clouds up my window

    G       D         Em
And I can't see at all

         C                D
And even if I could it'll all be gray

         G       D         Em
But your picture on my wall

        C               D
It reminds me that it's not so bad

     G      D   Em
It's not so bad
The whole song continues in that chord progression
Em            C                   D
My tea's gone cold I'm wonderin' why

    G      D         Em
Got out of bed at all

            C                 D
The morning rain clouds up my window

    G       D         Em
And I can't see at all

         C                D
And even if I could it'll all be gray

         G       D         Em
But your picture on my wall

        C               D
It reminds me that it's not so bad

     C
It's not so bad
[Verse]
Em                     C                           D
Dear Slim I wrote you but you still ain't callin

                                 G                    D   Em
I left my cell my pager and my home phone at the bottom

                               C                             D
I sent two letters back in Autumn you must not have got 'em

                                      G              D
There probably was a problem with the post office or somethin'

Em                                 C                     D
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

                        G                  D        Em
But anyway what's been up man how's your daughter

                                            C
My girlfriend's pregnant too I'm bout to be a father

            D                                  C
If I have a daughter guess what I'm a call her

                      Em
I'm a name her Bonnie

                        C
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry

 D                                G                    D        Em
I had a friend kill himself over some b who didn't want him

                                       C                         D
I know you probably hear this every day but I'm your biggest fan

                       G                           D     Em
I even got that underground s that you did with Skam

                          C                             D
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man

                              G                D             Em
I like that s you did with Rawkus too that s was phat

                    C
Anyways I hope you get this man hit me back

D                               C
Just to chat truly yours your biggest fan this is Stan
[Chorus]
Em            C                   D
My tea's gone cold I'm wonderin' why

    G      D         Em
Got out of bed at all

            C                 D
The morning rain clouds up my window

    G       D         Em
And I can't see at all

         C                D
And even if I could it'll all be gray

         G       D         Em
But your picture on my wall

        C               D
It reminds me that it's not so bad

     G      D   Em
It's not so bad
[Verse]
     Em                               C
Dear Slim you still ain't called or wrote I hope you have a chance

D                              G                                   Em
I ain't mad I think it's just f up that you don't answer fans

                            C
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert

           D                                   G             D
You didn't have to but you could've signed an autograph for Matthew

         Em                             C
That's my little brother man he's only six years old

                 D
We waited in the blistering cold for you

    G                  D            Em
For four hours and you just said no

                                 C
That's pretty s y man you're like his f ing idol

D                                  C                       Em
He wants to be just like you man he likes you more than I do

                        C
I ain't that mad though I just don't like being lied to

      C                       G               D
Remember when we met in Denver you said if I write you

          Em                           C
You would write back see I'm just like you in a way

                D
I never knew my father neither

           G                  D                Em
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her

                            C
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs

          D                          G               D
So when I have a s y day I drift away and put em on

              Em                                 C
Cause I don't really got s else so that s helps when I'm depressed

D                           C
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest

Em                             C
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds

         D                            G             D
Its like adrenaline the pain is such a sudden rush for me

        Em                              C
See everthing you say is real and I respect you cause you tell it

       D                               G              D
My girlfriend's jealous because I talk about you /7

Em                                     C
But she don't know you like I know you slim no one does

D                                         G                 D
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up

          Em                               C
You gotta call me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

          D
Sincerely yours Stan p s

C
We should be together too
[Chorus]
Em            C                   D
My tea's gone cold I'm wonderin' why

    G      D         Em
Got out of bed at all

            C                 D
The morning rain clouds up my window

    G       D         Em
And I can't see at all

         C                D
And even if I could it'll all be gray

         G       D         Em
But your picture on my wall

        C               D
It reminds me that it's not so bad

     C
It's not so bad
[Verse]
Em                       C                    D
Dear Mr I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans

                              G                 D
This'll be the last package I ever send your a

              Em
It's been six months and still no words

           C
I don't deserve it

                  D
I know you got my last two letters

               G                     D
I wrote the addresses on them perfect

Em                                    C
So this is my cassette I'm sending you I hope you hear it

    D                               G               D
I'm in the car right now I'm doin' 9 on the freeway

Em                           C                      D
Hey Slim I drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive

                           C
You know that song by Phil Collins In the Air of the Night

Em                                     C
About that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning

    D                           G                         D
But didn't but Phil saw it all then at a show he found him

Em                                     C
That's kinda how this is you could've rescued me from drowning

         D                        G            D
Now it's too late I'm on a 1 downers now I'm drowsy

Em                          C
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

D                                    G           D
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off my wall

Em                           C                          D
I love you Slim we could've been together think about it

                    C                                           Em
You ruined it now I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

                               C
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it

D                             G                  D                Em
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me

             C
See Slim shut up b I'm trying to talk

D                       G                       D
Hey Slim that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk

Em                                            C
But I didn't slit her throat I just tied her up see I ain't like you

D                                      G                 D      Em
Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more then she'll die too

               C                               D
Well gotta go I'm almost under the bridge now

                  C
Oh s I forgot how am I supposed to send this s out
Em C D C (2x)
Em            C                   D
My tea's gone cold I'm wonderin' why

    G      D         Em
Got out of bed at all

            C                 D
The morning rain clouds up my window

    G       D         Em
And I can't see at all

         C                D
And even if I could it'll all be gray

         G       D         Em
But your picture on my wall

        C               D
It reminds me that it's not so bad

     C
It's not so bad
[Verse]
Em                                    C
Dear Stan I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy

D                                     G                  D
You say your girlfriend's pregnant now how far along is she

Em                                   C
Look I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that

              D
And here's an autograph for your brother

  G           D               Em
I wrote it on this Starter cap

                   C
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show I must've missed you

D                           G             D               Em
Don't think I did that s intentionally just to dis you

                             C                                      D
But what's that s you said about you like to cut your wrists too

                                  D
I say that s just clownin' dog

                             Em
C'mon how f ed up is you

                             C
You got some issues Stan I think you need some counseling

D                                      G                  D         Em
To keep your a from bouncin' off the walls when you get down some

                              C
And what's this s about us meant to be together

D                                  G                    D     Em
That type of s will make me not want us to meet each other

                            C
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other

D                                   G
Or maybe you just need to treat her better

D                 Em                          C
I hope you get to read this letter I hope it reaches you in time

           D                                  C
Before you hurt yourself I think that you'll be doin just fine

         Em                              C
If you relax a little I'm glad that I inspire you but Stan

    D                           G                D             Em
Why are you so mad Try to understand that I do want you as a fan

                         C
I just don't want you to do some crazy s

            D                                G              D            Em
I seen this one s on the news a couple of weeks ago that made me sick

                                  C
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge

            D                                   G                 D
And had his girlfriend in his trunk and she was pregnant with his kid

           Em                            C
And in the car they found a tape didn't say who it was to

        D                            C              Em
Come to think about it his name was it was you

Em
Damn