Eminem – My Mom (Guitar)
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Song: My Mom
Artist: Eminem
Album: Relapse (2009)
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[Intro]
Fm Cm Yeah Fm Ab Cm Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Fm Cm Okay Fm Ab Cm Alright, aight, aight, aight, aight (yo, yo) Fm Cm Yo, yo Fm Ab Cm Aight, I'ma lay the chorus first Fm Cm Fm Ab Cm Here we go now
[Chorus]
Fm Cm Fm Ab My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs Cm Fm Cm Fm Ab That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Cm Fm Cm Fm Ab Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs Cm Fm Cm Fm Ab Cm That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
[Verse 1]
Fm Cm My mom, my mom, I know you're probably tired Fm Ab Cm Of hearing 'bout my mom, oh-ho, whoa-ho Fm Cm But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty Fm Ab Cm And how I became hooked on Va-aliu-um Fm Cm Valium was in everything, food that I ate Fm Ab Cm The water that I drank, fuckin' peas in my plate Fm Cm She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak Fm Ab Cm So every day, I'd have at least three stomachaches Fm Cm Now tell me, what kind of mother would want to see her Fm Ab Cm Son grow up to be an undera-fuckin'-chiever? Fm Cm My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either Fm Ab Cm "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fucking seat for?" Fm Cm "Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether Fm Ab Cm Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" Fm Cm But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either Fm Ab Cm It was neither, I was buzzing but it wasn't what she thought Fm Cm Fm Pee in a teacup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleeping Ab Cm What the fuck you keep on fucking with me for? Fm Cm Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't playin'
N.C.
Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra
[Chorus]
Fm Cm Fm Ab My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs Cm Fm Cm Fm Ab That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Cm Fm Cm Fm Ab Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs Cm Fm Cm Fm Ab Cm That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
[Verse 2]
Fm Cm Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner Fm Ab Cm "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints, did I? Fm Cm Now here's a plate full of painkillers Fm Ab Cm Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes Fm Cm You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit there and make Fm Ab Cm That retarded fucking face without even tastin' it Fm Cm You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Fm Ab Cm Put your face in it 'fore I throw you in the basement again Fm Cm And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there Fm Ab Cm In one fuckin' place, finnickin' 'til next Thanksgiving Fm Cm And if you still ain't finished it, I'll use the same shit again Fm Ab Cm Then when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the shit Fm Cm You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent? Fm Ab Cm A rack fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it Fm Cm Child support, your father, he ain't sent the shit
N.C.
And so what if he did? It's none of your dang business, kid"
[Pre-Chorus]
Fm My mom Cm Fm There's no one else quite like my mom Ab Cm Fm I know I should let bygones be bygones Cm Fm Ab Cm But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on
[Chorus]
Fm Cm Fm Ab 'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs Cm Fm Cm Fm Ab That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Cm Fm Cm Fm Ab Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs Cm Fm Cm Fm Ab Cm That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
[Bridge]
Fm Cm My mom loved Valium, now all I am Fm Ab Cm Is a party animal, I am what I am Fm Cm But I'm strong to the finish with me Valium spinach Fm Ab Cm But my buzz only lasts about two minutes Fm Cm But I don't wanna swallow it without chewin' it Fm Ab Cm I can't even write a rhyme without you in it Fm Cm Fm Ab Cm My Valium, my Vaaallium, oh
[Verse 3]
Fm Cm Man, I never thought that I could ever be Fm Ab Cm A drug addict, nah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me Fm Cm But that's actually what has ended up happening Fm Ab Cm A tragedy, the fucking past ended up catching me Fm Cm And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? Fm Ab Cm Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom, beautiful Fm Cm She killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed it Fm Ab Cm Feed it a fuckin' Aspirin and say that it has a headache Fm Cm "Here, want a snack? You hungry, you fuckin' brat? Fm Ab Cm Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap, eat it" Fm Cm But I don't need it, "Well, fuck it then, break it up Fm Ab Cm Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up" Fm Cm Alright ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin' Fm Ab Cm I'll do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin' Fm Cm Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed
N.C.
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
[Chorus]
Fm Cm Fm Ab My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs Cm Fm Cm Fm Ab That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Cm Fm Cm Fm Ab Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs Cm Fm Cm Fm Ab That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
[Outro]
Cm Fm My mom, I'm just like her Cm Fm My mom, my mom, my mom Ab Cm Fm My mom, my mom, my mom Cm Fm My mom, my mom, my mom Ab Cm Fm My mom, my mama Cm Fm Ab Cm My mama, I like-a da mama Fm Cm Haha, sorry Mom Fm Ab Cm Fm Cm I still love you though Fm Ab Cm Dr. Dre, two thousand and ten Fm Cm Ayy, this shit is hella hard, homie Fm Ab Cm Yo, take us on outta here Fm Cm Fm Ab Cm Fm Cm Fm Ab Cm Woo (Fade out)
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