Eminem – My Dads Gone Crazy (Guitar)
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Song: My Dad's Gone Crazy
Artist: Eminem, Feat. Hailie Jade
Album: The Eminem Show (2002)
[Intro]
G C D Hello, boys and girls Em C G D Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships G C D Do you have a daddy? Em C G I'll bet you do D Who's your daddy?
N.C.
Daddy, what are you doing?
Em Am Ha-ha Em B7 Em Am Em B7 Okay then! Everybody, listen up! Em Am I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me? Em B7 Somebody, please help him! Em Am Em B7 I think my dad's gone crazy!
[Verse 1]
Em Am There's no mountain I can't climb Em B7 There's no tower too high, no plane that I can't learn how to fly Em Am What do I gotta do to get through to you Em B7 To show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to? Em Am (Rahhnnn!) Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls Em B7 I cut 'em off and got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Em Am Em Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed sunglasses B7 N.C. With Elton John's name on my drag wall Em Am I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off Em B7 All this time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off Em Am (Suck it, Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off Em B7 'Fore I push this motherfuckin' button and blast off Em Am And launch one of these Russians, and that's all Em B7 Blow every fuckin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off Em Am When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off? Em B7 Hailie, tell 'em, baby! (My dad's lost it!)
[Chorus]
Em Am Em There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it B7 Em I think my dad's gone crazy! Am Em A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em, maybe? B7 Em I think my dad's gone crazy! Am Em There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me B7 Em I think my dad's gone crazy! Am Em There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie B7 Em I think my dad's gone crazy! (Crazy)
[Verse 2]
(Em) It's like my mother always told me Am Em Rana, rana, rana, rana B7 Rana, rana, rana, rana
Rana and codeine and
Em Am Goddamn it, you little motherfucker Em B7 If you ain't got nothin' nice to say, then don't say nothin'! Em Am Em Uh fuck that shit, bitch! B7 Eat a motherfuckin' dick, chew on a prick Em Am And lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second Em B7 I'd rather put out a motherfuckin' gospel record Em Am I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch Em B7 Eat pussy and have pussy lips glued to my face Em Am With a clit ring in my nose, than quit bringin' my flows Em B7 Quit givin' me my ammo; can't you see why I'm so mean? Em Am If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M. O Em B7 I wouldn't have to go eenee-meenee-meini-mo Em Am Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know no more Em B7 Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal anymore? (Dad!)
[Chorus]
Em Am Em There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it B7 Em I think my dad's gone crazy! Am Em A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em, maybe? B7 Em I think my dad's gone crazy! Am Em There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me B7 Em I think my dad's gone crazy! Am Em There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie B7 Em I think my dad's gone crazy! (Crazy)
[Bridge]
(Em) My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise D At the same time, can make you dry your eyes C With the same rhyme, see, what you're seein' Am B7 Is a genius at work, which to me isn't work Em So it's easy to misinterpret it at first, ‘cause when I speak D It's tongue-in-cheek, I'd yank my fuckin' teeth C Before I'd ever bite my tongue, I'd slice my gums Am B7 Get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once Em And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son D And walk around the rest of my life spit on C And kicked and hit with shit every time I sung Am B7 Like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on Em D More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl
Inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade
C Standin' on Ronnie's grave, screamin' at the sky Am B7 'Til clouds gather; it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade Am And that's pretty much the gist of it Em Parents are pissed, but the kids love it Am 9 millimeter heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers B7 I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither
[Chorus]
Em Am Em There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it B7 Em I think my dad's gone crazy! Am Em A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em, maybe? B7 Em I think my dad's gone crazy! Am Em There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me B7 Em I think my dad's gone crazy! Am Em There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie B7 Em I think my dad's gone crazy! (Crazy)
[Outro]
(Em ) Am Em B7
Em Am Em Crazy B7 Em N.C. Ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha
You're funny, Daddy!