Eminem – Houdini (Guitar)

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[Intro: Eminem]
Am                 Dm
   Guess who's back, back again?

E7#9           Am
   Shady's back, tell a friend

Am                 Dm
   Guess who's back, back again?

E7#9           Am
   Shady's back, tell a friend

Am                 Dm
   Guess who's back, back again?

E7#9           Am
   Shady's back, tell a friend

Am
   Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

Dm
   Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

E7#9
   Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

Am
   Guess who's back? (Haha)

        Am            Dm
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da

        E7#9
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da
[Verse 1: Eminem]
      Am
Well, look what the stork brung (What?)

            Dm
Little baby devil with the forked tongue

                       E7#9
And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (Bleh)

                Am
With a forehead that it grew horns from (Look)

                              Am                                  Dm
Still a white jerk (It's him!), pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher

                     Dm
With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt

E7#9
Lyrical technician (Yeah), an electrician (Yeah)

Am
   Y'all light work (Haha)

                  Am
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (What?)

Dm
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (Why?)

E7#9
If I was to ever take a leave (What?)

Am
It would be aspirin' to break a feve' (Yeah)

Am
If I was to ask for Megan Thee (What?)

Dm
Stallion if she would collab with me

E7#9
Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Haha)

        E7
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like
[Chorus: Eminem]
 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)

E7#9                             Am
   I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)

 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)

E7#9                            Am
   Just like that and I'm back, bro
[Verse 2: Eminem]
     Am
Now, back in the days of old me (When?)

                 Dm
Right around the time I became a dope fiend (Oh)

           E7#9
Ate some codeine as a way of coping (Mm)

          Am
Taste of opiates, case of O.E.​

            Am
Turned me into smiley face emoji (Woo)

            Dm
My shit may not be age-appropriate

     E7#9                                   Am
But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy

              Am
'Cause I have zero doubts

                Dm
That this whole world's 'bout

                  E7#9
To turn into some girl scouts

                Am
That censorship bureau's out to (Shut me down)

        Am
So when I started this verse

                 Dm
It did start off lighthearted at first (Hmm)

                  E7#9
But it feels like I'm targeted

                  Am
Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed

     Am
Look what I pocketed

                       Dm
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin', and

     E7#9
I've been runnin' at full speed

               Am
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin', and

        Am
I'm the fight y'all get in

                        Dm
When you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when

  E7#9
I step up to that mic, cock it then

       E7
"Oh my God, it's him! Not again!"
[Chorus: Eminem]
 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)

E7#9                             Am
   I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)

 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)

E7#9                            Am
   Just like that and I'm back, bro

 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)

E7#9                              Am
   I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)

 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)

E7#9                            Am
   Just like that and I'm back, bro
[Bridge: Eminem]
Am                              Dm
   Sometimes, I wonder what the old me'd say (If what?)

E7#9                             Am
    If he could see the way shit is today (Look at this shit, man)

Am                              Dm
   He'd probably say that everything is gay (Like happy)

E7#9
   What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)
[Verse 3: Eminem]
            Am
So how many little kids still wanna act like me? (Haha)

Dm
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (Yeah)

    E7#9
And that's why these (What?)

                      Am
Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (Bzz)

       Am
In the coupe, leaning back my seat (What?)

           Dm
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (Uh), the black guy (Guy) pees (Pees, haha)

E7#9
  In my Air Max 90s

      Am
White Ts, walkin' parental advisory

Am
  My transgender cat's Siamese (Why?)

 Dm
Identifies as black, but acts Chinese (Haha)

E7#9
Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (What?)

    Am
The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (Yeah)

    Am
How can I explain to you (What?)

            Dm
That even myself I'm a danger too? (Yeah)

                E7#9
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo

              E7#9
And say a few things or two to anger you

                    Am
But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit

Dm
Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it

    E7#9
Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick

    Am
You male cross dresser (Haha), fake-ass bitch

Am
  And I'll probably get shit for that (Watch)

    Dm
But you can all suck my dick, in fact

     E7#9                                     Am
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you

                          Am
Fuck my own kids, they're brats (Fuck 'em)

Am
   They can screw off (Yeah), them and you all (Uh)

Dm
   You too, Paul, got two balls

E7#9
   Big as RuPaul's (Woah)

                     Am
What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (Nah)

                         Am
'Cause you're never gon' see me

                                  Dm
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen

              E7#9
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini

           E7
I vanish into the thin air as I'm leavin' like
[Chorus: Eminem]
 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)

E7#9                             Am
   I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)

 Am        Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)

E7#9                            Am
   Just like that and I'm back, bro