Eminem – Guilty Conscience (Guitar)

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Meet Eddie, 23 years old

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Fed up with life and the way things are going

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He decides to rob a liquor store

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But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart

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And suddenly (I gotta do this)

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His conscience comes into play (I gotta do this)

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Alright, stop (Huh?)

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Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store

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And try to get money out the drawer

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You better think of the consequence (Who are you?)

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I'm your motherfuckin' conscience

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That's nonsense

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Go in, gaffle the money, and run to one of your aunt's cribs

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And borrow a damn dress and one of her blond wigs

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Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days

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If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades

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Yeah, but if it all goes through like it's supposed to

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The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you

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Think about it before you walk in the door first

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Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns

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Fuck that, do that shit, shoot that bitch

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Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?

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Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?

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Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?

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Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it (You're right)

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Not over this shit (Stop)

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Drop the biscuit (I will)

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Don't even listen to Slim, yo, he's bad for you

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You know what, Dre? I don't like your attitude

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Now, listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek

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And smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink

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Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe

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Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old

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You shouldn't take advantage of her, it's not fair

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Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair? (Uh-huh)

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Fuck this bitch right here on the spot, bare

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'Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there

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Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids?

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No, but I seen the porno with Sun Doobiest

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Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?

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Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dog, then bail

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Alright, calm down, relax, start breathin'

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Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin'

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While you at work, she's with some dude tryna get off

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Fuck slittin' her throat, cut this bitch's head off

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Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit?

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What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?

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Tsh, alright, Shady, maybe he's right, Grady

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But think about the baby before you get all crazy

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Okay, thought about it? Still wanna stab her?

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Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?

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That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard

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You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?

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What you say?

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What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?

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I'ma kill you, motherfucker

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Uh-uh, temper, temper

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Mr. Dre, Mr. N.W.A, Mr. AK

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Comin' straight outta Compton, y'all better make way

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How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

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'Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went

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Been there, done that

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Aw, fuck it, what am I sayin'?

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Shoot 'em both, Grady, where's your gun at?