Eminem – Framed (Guitar)

Key
-

Auto-scroll

Chords

[Verse 1]
C G                             C                           G
  Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too Short's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)

              C                          G
Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking

      C
And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells

       G                                  C
I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals

G                    C
But when murdering females

            G                         C                       G
Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed

                                     C
Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail

G                                 C
If you get scratched because your DNA'll

          G
Be all up under her fingernails

C                          G
Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares

C                         G
He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears

                             C                       G
Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware

C              G
Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs

C                               G
She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare

                          C
Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly

            G                        C
I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."

         G
Chop her up, put her body parts

            C                          G
In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
[Chorus]
                   C     G
But hey man, I was framed

                             C
I know what this looks like, officers

                    G
Please just give me one minute

                C     G
I think I can explain

                   C
I ain't murdered nobody

                          G
I know these words are so nutty

                          C   G
But I'm just here to entertain

G
How come your shirt is so bloody?

C                            G
There's a missing person, so what? He's

                       C G
Got nothin' to do with me

                         C     G
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 2]
         C                           G
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong

            C                              G
Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on

C                                 G
Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard
N.C. But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
                 C               G
Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it

         C                              G
Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me
N.C. Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde N.C. Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
       C                  G
Second murder with no recollection of it

               C                           G
Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it

             C                      G
Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper

                         C                              G
Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender

           C                                       G
Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably

               C
'Cause the disassembled body

               G
Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly

C              G
I'm wanted for questioning

              C                           G
Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me
[Chorus]
                   C     G
But hey man, I was framed

                             C
I know what this looks like, officers

                    G
Please just give me one minute

                C     G
I think I can explain

                   C
I ain't murdered nobody

                          G
I know these words are so nutty

                          C   G
But I'm just here to entertain

G
How come your shirt is so bloody?

C                            G
There's a missing person, so what? He's

                       C G
Got nothin' to do with me

                         C     G
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 3]
C                   G
Still on the loose, they

             C               G
Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday

     C                                        G
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate

       C                            G
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher

C                             G
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase

      C
Just escaped from the state pen

          G
For eight women who hate men

                 C
Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked

             G
When I break in your basement

C                             G
Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent

           C                             G
Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent

        C                          G
Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown

 C                                G
Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems

C                            G
Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home

C                        G
You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window

C                           G
But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene

     C                         G
In a verse and be charged with first degree

 C                         G
'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly

         C                           G
With the massacre or the Burger King burglary

    G
No, officer, you see ...
[Chorus]
                   C     G
But hey man, I was framed

                             C
I know what this looks like, officers

                    G
Please just give me one minute

                C     G
I think I can explain

                   C
I ain't murdered nobody

                          G
I know these words are so nutty

                          C   G
But I'm just here to entertain

G
How come your shirt is so bloody?

C                            G
There's a missing person, so what? He's

                       C G
Got nothin' to do with me

                         C     G C
I'm almost certain I was framed