Elvis Costello & The Attractions – I Dont Want To Go To Chelsea (Ukulele)

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Photographs of fancy tricks

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to get your kicks at sixty-six.

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He thinks of all the lips he licks

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and all the girls that he's gonna fix.

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She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle,

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But there's no place here for the miniskirt waddle.

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Capital punishment, she's last year's model.

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They call her Natasha, but she looks like Elsie.

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I don't want to go to Chelsea.

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Oh no, it does not move me,

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Even though I've seen the movie,

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I don't want to check your pulse.

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I don't want nobody else.

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I don't want to go to Chelsea.

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Everybody's got new orders. Be a nice girl and kiss the warders.

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Now the teacher is away, all the kids begin to play.

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Men come screaming, dressed in white coats,

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Shake you very gently by the throat.

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One's named Gus, one's named Alfie.

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I don't want to go to Chelsea.

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Oh, no, it does not move me,

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Even though I've seen the movie.

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I don't want to check your pulse.

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I don't want nobody else.

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I don't want to go to Chelsea.