Elton John – Hercules (Ukulele)

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Ooh I got a busted wing and a hornet sting

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Like an out of tune guitar

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Ooh she got Hercules on her side

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And Diana in her eyes

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Some men like the Chinese life

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Some men kneel and pray

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Ooh well I like women and I like wine

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And I've always liked it that way

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Always liked it that way

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I can't dig it, the way she tease

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That old tough man routine up her sleeve

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Living and loving, kissing and hugging

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Living and loving with a cat named Hercules

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A cat named Hercules

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Oh and it hurts like hell to see my gal

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Messing with a muscle boy

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No superman gonna ruin my plans

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Playing with my toys

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Rich man sweating in a sauna bath

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Poor boy scrubbing in a tub

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Me, I stay gritty up to my ears

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Washing in a bucket of mud

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Washing in a bucket of mud