Elliott Murphy – Oh Wyoming (Ukulele)

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She said I get outta work about quarter past five

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You can pick me up you can gimme a ride

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Meet me on the corner where nobody can see

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I got a husband who loves me but he don't like me

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Take me for a drink at the Medicine Bow

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I got a pair of new boots that I'm dying to show

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Pop in a cassette - head out for Rock Springs

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Richard Ford wrote a book - you believe that thing

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O Wyoming O Wyoming

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You can take me out for dinner if you got it in ya

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There's a truck stop I love Little America

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When the traffic thins out we'll hit the high desert air

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Pull over to the side you won't believe you're anywhere

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If you got the balls you can strip off your clothes

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Roll in the bauxite like an Eskimo

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Eskimo no that wasn't right

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I meant like some Indian whose not afraid to turn white

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Promise me by Salt Lake we can turn around

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Too much religion for me in that town

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Lotta people go south spend the weekend in Denver

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Come back with a bumper sticker right on their fender

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Born in Cheyenne under the Capitol dome

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I got an air stream trailer that I call home

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I wear a lot of makeup and I got two cats

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That husband of mine never know where I'm at

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Now if you were the one I'd say screw em all

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Can you spare me one of your ol' Pall Malls?

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The store opens at nine and I gotta be there

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Can I borrow your rearview to comb my hair?

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If you need a shirt you know where to come

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Around Rodeo time it ain't a lotta fun

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The tourists ride around shooting fake six shooters

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And the city cowgirls with their pushed up hooters

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O Wyoming O Wyoming

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What I'd really like to do is do nothing at all

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Watch the Price is Right and old Lucille Ball

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Six o'clock news I go and fix me a drink

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Starving babies make my heart starts to sink

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Bosnia and Somalia that's a long way long way off

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I know a girl in Jackson Hole who died of a cough

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I knew you was wild when you walked in the door

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And dancing the two step all over the floor

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Now I like a man who dances nothing wrong with that

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And long as he's not wearing no cowboy hat

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My husband and I we got an agreement

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If he don't catch me he don't throw me on the cement

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Believe it or not I get so tired of talking

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I better stop smoking or I won't stop hawking

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Come on save your money for when you in bad luck

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Here's my number - now keep it handy in your truck

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O Wyoming O Wyoming