Dwight Yoakam – Intentional Heartache (Guitar)

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She drove South I-95 straight through Carolina

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She didn't use no damn map to find her way

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She pulled off on a state route just north of Charlotte

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And took mostly county roads the rest of the day

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She said I'll give him an intentional heartache,

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That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that he left in me

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Would you all step back so a girl might could get started

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Then he won't have to look twice to see

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She drove up across the yard and through his momma's garden,

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Didn't touch the brakes, slammed right into his Chevrolet

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Tossed out his clothes, boots, Bud cap, and signed Dale Jr. poster

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Then shot the whole mess neon green with a can of DuPont spray

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She said I'll give him an intentional heartache

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That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that he left in me

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Would you all step back so a girl might could get started

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Then he won't have to look twice to see

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She said I'll give you an intentional heartache

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That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that you left in me

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And tell your little tramp to step back, so your ex-wife can get started

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And you won't have to look twice to see

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  (Just watch this!)  Then she sprayed that Bud cap bright green

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Said, "Connie put that can of spray paint down."  (Just watch this!)

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Then she pulled them Nocona boots out, sprayed them neon too

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  Put the can down, Connie

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She give it hell with that can of spray paint

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He kept yelling at her, "Just put the can down" so she sprayed him

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Then she just did a little dance on top of that Dale Jr. poster

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  Just kind of a hoochie coochie -- "Alright Connie"

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He said, "I saw you, Connie, now put it down!"  (Just watch this!)

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She run over to the passenger side of that Monte Carlo

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And she sprayed "TRAMP" so his momma went back into the house

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She tried to call her sister, what was that girls name?

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She said you gotta come get this girl -- Nancy, I think

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She said, "Watch this!"

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Said, "Lookee here, lookee here, watch this"

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She run that girl back up on the porch

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She said dammit, screamin' at her tramp this

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Oh yeah, she give him an intentional heartache

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Alright, alright, Connie, I heard you

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His momma was crying in there on the phone

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   His daddy said, "I told you that girl was gonna get like that."

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    She said, "Watch this, here!"