Dropkick Murphys – Spicy Mchaggis Jig (Ukulele)

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I made this up for the acoustic guitar. personaly i think that chords sound better than bar-chords on acoustic. Dropkick Murphy's Spicy McHaggis Jig. On the listen to the song for timeing. Please comment and make suggestions! Thanks!
intro
           e -----------------|
           B -----------------|
           G -----------------|
           D 6/8------6/8/6/3-|
   slide   A 6/8 x4---6/8/6/3-|
           E 4/6------4/6/4/1-|
I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true a tale you'd best hope, never happens to you, old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate, you I can save, but for him it's too late
F              F
Spicy was big, burly and strong

F                        G
his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong

F                 F
from city to city running around

F                              G
Always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds

F                    F
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye

F               G
big as a house, just the right size

F                      F
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt

G                   F
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt

F                   F
the piper delivered his best pick-up line

F                   G
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"

F                     F
the portly young lady could stand for no more

G                  F
grabbed his cojones and went for the door

F                     F
They got to her house and dimmed all the lights

F                   G
Spicy was in for one hell of a night

F                         F
he said that he loved her, he'd always be true
"But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"
F                    F
By now he saw double through his drunken eyes

F                    G
neither had looks or appropriate size

F                      F
he came to his senses, thought to himself,

G                     F
"At this time of night I won't find nothing else"

F                      F
he took off his shirt, she lifted her skirt,

F                        G
they pulled out his unit and stared to flirt

F                      F
she asked for a glove, he gave her a shove,

G                F
had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.
(your gonna use the same slide as the intro for "SPICY"!) SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY!
F                    F
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye

F               G
big as a house, just the right size

F                       F
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt

G                  F
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt

F                   F
the piper delivered his best pick-up line

F                   G
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"

F                     F
the portly young lady could stand for no more

G                   F
grabbed his cojones and went for the door

F                  F
Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies

F               G             F
Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!
"I don't know what you all are talking about...and who drank all my beer!?"