Dropkick Murphys – Spicy Mchaggis Jig (Guitar)

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I made this up for the acoustic guitar. personaly i think that chords sound better than bar-chords on acoustic. Dropkick Murphy's Spicy McHaggis Jig. On the listen to the song for timeing. Please comment and make suggestions! Thanks!
intro
           e -----------------|
           B -----------------|
           G -----------------|
           D 6/8------6/8/6/3-|
   slide   A 6/8 x4---6/8/6/3-|
           E 4/6------4/6/4/1-|
I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true a tale you'd best hope, never happens to you, old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate, you I can save, but for him it's too late
G              C
Spicy was big, burly and strong

G                        D
his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong

G                 C
from city to city running around

G                              D
Always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds

G                    C
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye

G               D
big as a house, just the right size

G                      C
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt

D                   G
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt

G                   C
the piper delivered his best pick-up line

G                   D
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"

G                     C
the portly young lady could stand for no more

D                  G
grabbed his cojones and went for the door

G                     C
They got to her house and dimmed all the lights

G                   D
Spicy was in for one hell of a night

G                         C
he said that he loved her, he'd always be true
"But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"
G                    C
By now he saw double through his drunken eyes

G                    D
neither had looks or appropriate size

G                      C
he came to his senses, thought to himself,

D                     G
"At this time of night I won't find nothing else"

G                      C
he took off his shirt, she lifted her skirt,

G                        D
they pulled out his unit and stared to flirt

G                      C
she asked for a glove, he gave her a shove,

D                G
had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.
(your gonna use the same slide as the intro for "SPICY"!) SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY!
G                    C
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye

G               D
big as a house, just the right size

G                       C
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt

D                  G
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt

G                   C
the piper delivered his best pick-up line

G                   D
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"

G                     C
the portly young lady could stand for no more

D                   G
grabbed his cojones and went for the door

G                  C
Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies

G               D             G
Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!
"I don't know what you all are talking about...and who drank all my beer!?"