Dropkick Murphys – Kiss Me Im Shitfaced (Guitar)

Capo 3
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Chords

[Intro] C G G D C G D C G [Verse 1]
   G
I play in a band

          C           G
We're the best in the land

      G                        D
We're big in both Chelsea and France

        D                        C            G
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar

          C              G                 D
There's a line of chicks lookin' for their chance

      G                    C             G
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty

      G                           D
These other gals mean nothin' to me

       D                          C            G
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night

           C           G               Em
'Cause I'm more than a handful you'll see
[Chorus]
   C             G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

         G                         D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

         C            G
in the trousers, she kissed me!

      D    C              G
And I only bought her one round
[Verse 2]
      G                            C        G
I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star 

         G                          D
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale

       D                         C            G
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine

          C          G           D
I've had far better sex while in jail

         G                            C            G
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour 

  G                            D
I cook the world's best duck flambé

               D                         C         G 
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me

         C         G            Em
I don't need these lines to get laid 
[Chorus]
   C             G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

         G                         D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

         C            G
in the trousers, she kissed me!

      D    C              G
And I only bought her one round
[Verse 3]
      G                          C        G
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight 

        G                        D
See my figure was chiseled from stone 

     G                          C          G
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home 

           C         G       D
Come last call, I'm never alone

       G                        C         G
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed

           G                       D
That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame 

      D                      C             G
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars 

          C            G             Em
I'm just here in this dump for the game
[Chorus]
   C             G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

         G                         D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

         C            G
in the trousers, she kissed me!

      D    C              G
And I only bought her one round

   C             G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

         G                         D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

         C            G
in the trousers, she kissed me!

      D    C              G
And I only bought her one round
[Link] Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'? [Verse 4]
      G                     C             G
I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright 

     G                            D
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone 

        D                  C           G
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire 

     C             D          G
I'll probably die cold and alone 

         G                        C
But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside 

   C                          D
I swear I got a big heart of gold 

         D               C
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands 

C                D               G
Come on, honey, let me take you home 
[Chorus]
   C             G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

         G                         D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

         C            G
in the trousers, she kissed me!

      D    C              G
And I only bought her one round

   C             G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

         G                         D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

         C            G
in the trousers,  (It's tiny!)

      D    C              G
And I only bought her one round
[Instrumental] C G
G       D
           One round!
C G D C G [Chorus] (slowly)
   C             G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

         G                         D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

         C            G
in the trousers, she kissed me!

      D    C              G
And I only bought her one round

   C             G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

         G                         D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

         C            G
in the trousers, she kissed me!

      D    C              G
And I only bought her one round