Dropkick Murphys – Kiss Me Im Faced (Guitar)

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I play in a band

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We're the best in the land

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We're big in both Chelsea and France

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I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar

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There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance

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So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty

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These other gals mean nothing to me

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Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night

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'Cause I'm more than a handful you'll see

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So kiss me, I'm shit faced

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and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,

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She kissed me!

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And I only bought her one round

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I can bench-press a car

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I'm an ex-football star

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With degrees from both Harvard & Yale.

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Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine.

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I've had far better sex while in jail.

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I designed the Sears Tower

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I make 2 grand an hour

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I cook the world's best duck flambé

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Girls jockey for me

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I don't need these lines to get laid

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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

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and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,

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She kissed me!

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And I only bought her one round

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I'm a man of the night

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A real lady's delight.

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See my figure was chizzled from stone.

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One more for the gal then I'll escort her home

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Come last call I'm never alone.

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I've a house on the hill with a red water bed

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That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame.

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With girls by the pool & Italian sports cars

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I'm just here in this dump for the game.

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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.

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In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.

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I'm a pitiful sight

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And I ain't all that bright.

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I'm definitely not chiseled from stone.

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No woman's desire, I'll probly die cold & alone.

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But just give me a chance

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'Cuz deep down inside

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I swear I got a big heart of gold.

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I'm a monogamous man no more one night stands

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Come on honey, lemme' take you home.

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So kiss me, I'm shit faced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown.

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In the trousers, she kissed me, and I only bought her one round.

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So kiss me, I'm shit faced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown.

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In the trousers (it was tiny!) and I only bought her one round.

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So kiss me, I'm shit faced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown.

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In the trousers, she kissed me, and I only bought her one round.