Drive-By Truckers – Margo And Harold (Guitar)

D Tuning (D-G-C-F-A-D)
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Chords

By: Drive By Truckers The Fmr is just a walk up to the G
        Em7     Fmr     G         Cadd9
I don't want to go to dinner with Margo and Harold.

        Em7      Fmr     G      Cadd9
I don't like the way he looks at you, 

        Em7     Fmr              G        Cadd9
and the way she looks at me, the way they look at each other

           Em7    Fmr   G            Cadd9
Like we're just part of some private joke.

        Em7     Fmr     G         Cadd9
I don't want to go to dinner with Margo and Harold.

   Em7    Fmr G        Cadd9
no matter how good the food.

        Em7  Fmr     G           Cadd9
I don't want to make small talk, innuendo,

   Em7  Fmr G                Cadd9
or go for a ride in Harold's Corvette.

Bm                            E
I'm scared of the basement of Harold's Pawn Shop,

     Bm                  Em
I've heard tales of what goes down there.

Bm               Em                Bm          Em
Mid-life crises, high on Dilauded, Valium, and crystal meth.

  Cadd9           D
Harold and Margo, feeling no pain

 Cadd9           D
Fifty and crazy, big hair and cocaine.

        Em7  Fmr    G                Cadd9
If they call on the phone, tell them I'm not home.

        Em7     Fmr     G         Cadd9
That night with Margo was a long time ago.

         Em7    Fmr G        Cadd9
It makes me nervous how much Harold knows,

    Em7 Fmr G                Cadd9
and the way that he looks at you.

        Em7     Fmr     G        Cadd9
I don't want to see why Harold's now skinny.

        Em7  Fmr    G       Cadd9
I don't want to see Margo's bikini.

      Em7  Fmr        G        Cadd9
So if they call, tell them you ain't seen me 

   Em7  Fmr    G        Cadd9
or that I'm in too much pain.

  Cadd9           D
Harold and Margo, taking aim.

   Cadd9          D
Horny and loaded, big-hair and cocaine.