Drive-By Truckers – Bob (Guitar)

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Bob goes to church every Sunday,

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Every Sunday that the fish ain't biting

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Bob never has to have dinner with the preacher,

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cause Bob never bothered getting married

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He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again,

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he always had more dogs than he ever had friends

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Bob ain't light in the loafers, he might kneel but he never bends over

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Bob takes care of his mama,

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she's the only one he lets call him Robert

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She don't drive anymore so he takes her to the store

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and keeps her yard looking just like she wants it

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Every week at the beauty shop Bob's mama hears

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of another woman made another man disappear

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Robert ain't exactly scared of women, he's just got his own way of living

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Bob's still got an antenna on a pole

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two channels come in, two more come and go

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He used to watch the news but he don't anymore,

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ain't none of it new it's the same as before

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He figures all any of it's any good for is keeping everybody bored

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till there ain't nobody like Bob anymore

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Bob takes care of his mama

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she's a mess but he feels like he oughta

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How big a mess today? Ask Bob he'll say,

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"She's a big one and she's gonna be a lotta"

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He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again,

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he always had more dogs than he ever had friends

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Bob ain't light in the loafers, he might kneel but he never bends over