Drive-By Truckers – Assholes (Guitar)

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You buy me dinner when I'm in town 

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talk about records that you know

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Lay the friendship card upon me and out the door

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Somebody said we hurt you feelings 

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with our little dirty jokes

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Then you accused us of stealing back our soul

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Then you say that we're the assholes

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Cause we bitched about the hassles

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While you're sleeping in your castles

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And we're still riding down the road

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And I hear you're all offended      

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by the letters that I wrote

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It's just a shame it hadn't ended long ago

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Then you sicked your lawyers on me

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Told them to go for the throat

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And you just sat back and watched them have a go

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Then you say that we're the assholes

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Cause we bitched about the hassles

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While you're sleeping in your castles

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And we're still riding down the road

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But I never would deny we have our share of the blame to absorb

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But when you say that you're the reason for the things that we've achieved

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I want to kick down your door

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You like to say that we're the assholes

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As if we somehow done you wrong

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We just do what we have to, to carry on

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I'm sure you'll find another asshole

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To replace us for a song

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You'll keep your office and expense account and we'll keep traveling along

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Guess it'd be useless to deny                      

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I'm just saying you're the reason why