Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show – The Millionaire (Guitar)

     C         G
I'm not a bad person,

          C                 G
I don't drink, and I don't kill.

   Am          Em              F             G
I got no evil habits, and I probably never will.

         C                G
I don't sing like Elvis Presley,

         C                G
I can't dance like Fred Astaire.

       Am                   Em
But there's one thing in my favor,

       F        G
I'm a millionaire!  (That's beautiful)

               C     G
And I got more money,

             Am   Em
Than a horse has hairs.

                  F     C
Cause my rich old uncle died,

                     G
And answered all my prayers!

              C    G
Having all this money,

                     Am   Em
Is going to bring me down.

        F           C
If you ain't with me honey,

    F         G       C F C
To help me spread it around!

         C                G
I could get myself a nose job,

         C                G
I could diet for a year.

         Am           Em
But I'll never be Robert Redford,

         F                 G
Cause I'm much too fond of beer.

         C                G
Please, don't misunderstand me,

         C                G
It's not love I'm trying to buy.

           Am               Em
It's just I got all this here money,

          F             G
And I'm a pretty ugly guy.

               C     G
And I got more money,

                 Am   Em
Than a horse has hairs.

                    F     C
Cause my rich old uncle died,

                     G
And answered all my prayers!

              C    G
Having all this money,

                     Am   Em
Is going to bring me down.

        F           C
If you ain't with me honey,

    F         G       C F C
To help me spread it around!

   F                 G            C
I don't mind if you love me for my money,

       Em            Am             Dm
If you love me for whatever else I got.

      F                G             C        Am
But 'cept for all this stuff, I'm a lonely Fort Knox,

         F                       G
I don't guess I'm doing all that hot.

               C     G
And I got more money, 

                 Am   Em
Than a horse has hairs.

                    F     C
Cause my rich old uncle died,

                     G
And answered all my prayers!

              C    G
Having all this money,

                     Am   Em
Is going to bring me down.

        F           C
If you ain't with me honey,

    F         G       C F C
To help me spread it around!

C F C F
Money, money, money, money ...