Dr. Feelgood – You Shouldnt Call The Doctor If You Cant Afford The Bills (Guitar)

G
Girls if your heart is feeling sore

         C
Call the doctor and he'll fix it for sure

        D
I'll be over right away but you might find you have to pay

      G
For a private consultation and a guaranteed cure

G
When you're dying of a dreadful disease

          C
You don't worry 'bout the medical fees

             D
And it's too late to change your mind the doctors pulling down the blind

         G
And your temperature is rising to a hundred degrees

     C
I'll cuddle up beside you for a start

    G
And listen to the beating of your heart

    C
And then I'll take you gently by the hand

    G
And ask you when the trouble first began

    C
And then he'll look down deep into your eyes

            G
And if your temperature continues to rise

        C
There's only one way to make it stop

     D
I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've got

   G
If this doesn't cure you it'll kill

      C
But I know it's going to give you a thrill

             D
And now I've ever come across don't complain about the cost

    G
You shouldn't call the doctor if you can't afford the bills

C
I'll cuddle up beside you for a start

    G
And listen to the beating of your heart

    C
And then he'll take you gently by the hand

    G
And ask you when the trouble first began

    C
And then he'll look down deep into your eyes

            G
And if your temperature continues to rise

        C
There's only one way to make it stop

     D
I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've got

   G
If this doesn't cure you it'll kill

      C
But I know it's going to give you a thrill

             D
And now I've come across don't complain about the cost

    G                                                      N.C.
You shouldn't call the doctor if you can't afford the bills