Donovan – The Intergalactic Laxative (Guitar)

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I was impressed like everyone,

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When man began to fly,

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Out of earthly regions,

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To planets in the sky.

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With total media coverage,

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We watched the heroes land,

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As ceremoniously

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They disturbed the cosmic sand.

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In awe with admiration,

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We listened to the talk.

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Such pride felt they,

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Such joy to be

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Upon the moon to walk.

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My romantic vision shattered,

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When it was explained to me,

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Spacemen wear old diapers

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In which they shit and pee.

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Oh, the intergalactic laxative,

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Will get you from here to there.

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Relieve you and believe me, 

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Without a worry or care.

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If shitting is your problem,

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When you're out there in the stars,

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Oh, the intergalactic laxative

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Will get you from here to Mars.

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They don't partake like you and I,

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Of beefy burger mush.

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Their food is specially prepared

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To dissolve into slush.

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Absorbed by multi-fibers

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In the super diaper suit,

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Otherwise the slush would trickle

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Down inside the boot.

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Oh, the intergalactic laxative,

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Will get you from here to there.

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Relieve you and believe me, 

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Without a worry or care.

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If shitting is your problem,

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When you're out there in the stars,

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Oh, the intergalactic laxative

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Will get you from here to Mars.

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You may well ask now what becomes

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Of liquid they consume.

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A pipe is led from penis head

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To a unit in the room.

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The water is recirculated,

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Filtered for re-use.

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In case of anti-gravity -

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Pee gets on the loose.

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Oh, the intergalactic laxative,

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Will get you from here to there.

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Relieve you and believe me, 

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Without a worry or care.

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If shitting is your problem,

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When you're out there in the stars,

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Oh, the intergalactic laxative

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Will get you from here to Mars.

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Wherever man has conquered,

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On the quest for frontiers new, da da da da

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I'm glad he's always had to do

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The number one and two.

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It makes it all so ordinary,

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Just like you and me,

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To know the greatest heroes,

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They had to shit and pee.

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The intergalactic laxative

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Will get you from here to there,

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For cosmic constipation

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There's none that can compare.

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If shitting is your problem

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When you're out there in the stars,

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Oh, the intergalactic laxative,

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The intergalactic laxative,

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The intergalactic laxative,

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Will get you from here to Mars.