Dolly Parton – Pms Blues (Guitar Solo)

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[Verse 1]
N.C.                           A
Eve you wicked woman, you done put your curse on me

     A                               N.C.
Why didn't you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree

     A                              A
You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss

     A                                   A7
Why I can't even count the good friends I've already lost
[Chourus 1]
         D7                   A7
Cause of PMS blues, PMS blues

        E7                          D7
I don't even like myself, but it's something I can't help

          A7            D7            E7        A7  E7
Got those God almighty, slap somebody PMS blues
[Verse 2]
      A
Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold

     A
But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and cold

       A
Those not afflicted with it are affected just the same

    A                                     A7
You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel your pain"
[Chorus 2]
D7
PMS blues (Well what else you gonna say?)

D7       A7
PMS blues

     E7                              D7
You know you must forgive us for we care not what we do

            A7                 D7            E7        A7
I got those can't stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
[Bridge]
        D7
But you know we can't help it

         A7
We don't even know the cause

       D7                        E7
But as soon as this part's over, then comes the menopause
[Solo] D7 A7 D7 E7 Oh, Lord, Oh, Lord We're going to always be a heap of fun Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering, huh? [Verse 3]
      A
But a woman had to write this song, a man would be scared to

     A                            A7
Lest he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to
[Chorus 3]
      D7
Those PMS blues (You know we'd kill for less than that)

         A7
PMS blues

          E7
You don't wanna cross my path

        D7
Cause a pitbull ain't no match

          A7                 D7
For these teeth a clenchin', fluid retention

A7               D7
Head a swellin', can't stop yellin'

A7               D7
Got no patience, I'm so hateful

E7       A7              F#7
PMS blues (pre-menstrual syndrome!)

          A7                D7
Got those moods a swingin', tears a slingin'

A7              D7
Nothin' fits me when it hits me

A7               D7
Rantin', ravin', misbehavin'

E7        A7
P-M-S ... blues
N.C. (spoken) It's the only time in my life I ever think about wishing I'd'a been a man But you know that only means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman
                   E7
With those old PMS blues

        A7
PMS blues

        E7                      D7
I don't wanna talk about it, we both could do without it

          A7                   D7
Got those treat your kids bad, don't you talk back

A7              D7
Gone ballistic, unrealistic

A7             D7
Awful lowdown, bitch to be around

E7       A7
P-M-S... blues