dodie – Dont Date Me (Ukulele)

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D7*

G*
It’s the day of love

                      D7*
And I guess I’m your date

You partook in a youtube game

                   G*
But we can call it fate

G*                    G7*
Cause if this wasn’t manufactured

C                Cm*
If it weren’t pretend

G*               F#*
Here’s a list of reasons why

    D7*                   D7
You wouldn’t date me again...

G
My room’s a mess

I usually dress

     D
Like I am twelve years old

D 
My temper’s bad

I’m always sad

     G               D
I complain when I’m cold

G
I’m usually touring

G7
Usually boring

C         Cm
Enneagram 4

  G
I lose my keys

       F#
You’ll never see

   D7
My bathroom floor

  G
I cry every day

I’m always late

  D
I chew my pens

I’ve not seen “friends”

    G
Not great with dogs

I monologue

  D
I pick my skin

Drink too much gin

G
Leave you on “read”

G7
Have a loft bed

C
Never unpacked

Cm
Always jetlagged

     G*
Insufferable

      F#*
Uncomfortable

     D7
Incapable

     G
Undateable