Doc Watson – Life Gits Teejus Dont It (Guitar)

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Composer: Carson Robison From the 1971 album "Doc Watson on stage". Carson Robison, who wrote the song had a big hit in 1948 with it. Original key :D The structure of the backing is one bar of each chord. The words are SPOKEN above the backing. Timing is for comic effect. D / Em / A / D / D / Em / A / D / Intro: D Em A D D Em A D #1:
D                        Em
The sun comes up and the sun goes down

        A                     D
And the hands on the clock go round and round

D                          Em
An' I just get up and it's time to lay down,

A                        D
Life gets tee-jus, don't it?
#2:
D                     Em
My shoe's untied, but shucks, I don't care

      A                D
Cuz I reckon I ain't a-goin' nowhere,

D                    Em
I'd wash my face and comb my hair

A                                D
Huh, Just too much wasted effort.
D Em A D #3:
D                        Em
I open the door and the flies swarm in

           A                     D
and when I shut the door  I'm a'sweating again

D                     Em
and in the process, I crack my shin

A                        D
Just one durned thing after another
#4:
D                        Em
The cow went dry and the hens won't lay

        A                      D
And the fish all goodbyed last Saturday

D                          Em
My troubles keep pilin' up day by day
[No Chord] (Long pause) And now I'm getting dandruff A D Instrumental fill: D Em A D D Em A D #5:
D                                      Em
My old grey mule, you know I think the rascal's sick

           A                            D
For when I stuck him on the rump with a pin on a stick

D                             Em
He humped up his back, but he just wouldn't kick

A                          D
Theres something cock-eyed somewhere.
#6
D                    Em
Old hounds a'howlin' so forlorn

          A                D
Thats the laziest dog that ever was born

D                         Em
He's howlin' because he's sittin' on a thorn

A                          D
An' he's just too tired to move over.
D Em A D #6
D                       Em
Tin Roof leaks and the chimney leans,

A                                    D
An' there's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans

D                              Em
And Ive ate up the last of the pork an' beans,

A                            D
Just can't depend on nuthin'
Instrumental fill: D Em A D D Em A D #7
D                                Em
The mouse been a' gnawin' on my cupboard door

           A                      D
He's been at it now for I guess a month or more

D                           Em
When he gets in  there he's sure gonna be sore

A                        D
'Cause there ain't a darn thing in it.
D Em A D #8
D                              Em
Well, it's debts and taxes and pains and woes

A                      D
Aches and miseries and that's how it goes

D                          Em
And dow I'm detting a coad in the nose,

A                            D
  Life gets tasteless, don't it?
Instrumental fill: D Em A D D Em A D #9
D                        Em
The sun comes up and the sun goes down

      A                D
And the hands on the clock go round and roumd

D                      Em
I just get up and it's time to lay down,

A                        D
Life gets tee-jus, don't it?