Dire Straits – Your Latest Trick (Ukulele)

        E                                   F#m
All the late night bargains have been struck

            B         C#m              B C#   
Between the satin beaus and their belles

F#m                       
Prehistoric garbage trucks

         Am
Have the city to themselves

E                          F#m
Echoes and roars, dinosaurs

            B         C#m         B C#
They're all doing the monster mash

    F#m
And most of the taxis, most of the whores

    Am
Are only taking calls for cash

A                   B
I don't know how it happened

   E                 A
It all took place so quick

    E           F#m B          C#m B
But all I can do is hand it to you

              E                     F#m
Well, now, my door was standing open

  B      C#m               B  C#
Security was laid back and lax

           F#m
But it was only my heart got a-broken

                    Am
You must have had a pass key made out of wax

           E                     
You played robbery with insolence

                 F#m                 B     C#m            B C#
And I played the blues in twelve bars down on Lover's Lane

        F#m
And you never did have the intelligence to use

           Am
The twelve keys hanging off of my chain

A                   B
I don't know how it happened

   E                 A
It all took place so quick

    E           F#m B          C#m B
But all I can do is hand it to you

                E                         F#m
Well, now, it's past last call for alcohol

     B          C#m               B C#
Past recall has been here and gone

    F#m
The landlord he finally paid us all

          Am
The satin jazzmen have put away their horns

          E                                  F#m
And we're standing outside of this wonderland

B          C#m             B     C#
Looking so bereaved and so bereft

       F#m
Like a Bowery bum when he finally understands

             Am
The bottle's empty and there's nothing left

A                   B
I don't know how it happened

       E                         A
It was faster than the eye could flick

    E           F#m B          C#m B
But all I can do is hand it to you