Dead Kennedys – Too Drunk To Fuck (Guitar)

A                                              G                   D            A
Went to a party. I danced all night. I drank sixteen beers and I started up a fight.

A                                            G               D                   A
But now I'm jaded. You're out of luck. I'm rolling down the stairs too drunk to fuck.

E                                                                  F          G          D        A
Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk. To fuck. I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck.

A                                               G                         D                  A
I like your stories. I like your gun. Shooting out cop tires sounds like loads and loads of fun.

A                                        G                 D         A
But in my room. Wish you were dead. You bawl like the baby in Eraserhead.

E                                                                    F          G         D        C
Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk. To fuck. It’s all I need right now, too drunk to fuck.

E                                                                        F         G         D        A
Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk. To fuck. I’m sick soft gooey and cold, too drunk to fuck.

B                                           A                 E              B
About to drop. My head's a mess. The only salvation is: I'll never see you again.

B                                                    A                  E              B
You give me head. It makes it worse. Take out your fucking retainer    put it in your purse.

F#                                                                   G           A         D
Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk. To fuck. It’s all I need right now, oh baby.

F#                  G         A        D          F#    G      A                   B
I’m melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby   And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to fuck