Dead Kennedys – One Way Ticket To Pluto (Guitar)

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Countdown! Get ready for the blastoff!

    G        D       A           G     D    A     G
And don't forget the hype! We're going into space

  C           D    C        G     D   C
Distinguished scientists, a pesky senator

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And monkey turds leaking from the lab

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All brought to us play-by-play by Howard Cosell

       A                  D
You're going where no man has gone before

      C                     A
Don't ask us where that is, we have no idea

       A                     D
You're chosen for this great mission

           C                   A
Because we owe you some favors and besides, you're bright

  A  C   A G A
A little too bright

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Step one: Senator, your vomit

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It's time to analyze it for the folks back home

D        C      G          D        C
Open the hatch, launch the war satellite

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That the commies aren't supposed to know about

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Our real challenge is to keep it a secret from the press back home

       A                  D
You're going where no man has gone before

      C                     A
Don't ask us where that is, we have no idea

       A                     D
You're chosen for this great mission because

       C                      A
You're healthy and strong and make a lot of fuss

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Especially around us

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We like you better when you're far away

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Have you noticed? You're going the wrong direction

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We have, but that's your problem, we planned it that way

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We had to dispose of all of you so

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We can spoil the final frontier

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How dare you question our Star Wars plans for the farce that they are

       A                  D
You're going where no man has gone before

    C                   A
For rocking the boat in our temple of doom

A                   D
You're on a one-way ticket to Pluto

C                    A
We wash our hands of you and your lost Ark

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So don't forget to write

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Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na