Dead Kennedys – Dear Abby (Guitar)

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As recorded by the Dead Kennedys (From the 1986 Album BEDTIME FOR DEMOCRACY) [Intro]

F#5 N.C.      B5
[tab]N.C.         B5
Got a problem...

[Verse 1]

B5
I'm a decent, underpaid

B5
Hardworking county coroner

B5
It's important that my family eats meat

B5
At least three times a week

B5
But we just can't afford to

B5
With prices the way they are

B5
So, I bring home some choice cuts

B5
From my autopsy subjects

                E5
Just mix in the Tuna Helper and ta-da!

[Refrain]

N.C.     B5
Dear Abby:

N.C.         B5
Got a problem...

[Verse 2]

B5
The whole family thinks

B5
My new meals are delicious

B5
They ask me, "What's your secret?"

B5
Abby, I think they're getting suspicious

E5
My smartass eight-year-old keeps asking

"Where's all the meat?

B5
The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge"

                    E5 N.C.
If they find out the truth

B5
I don't think they'll understand

[Refrain]

N.C. F#5  N.C.                   E5
Abby,     what do I tell my family?

[Guitar Solo] E5 G5 E5 F#5 E5 [Outro]

B5
Dear Reaganomics victim:

B5
Consult your clergyman

B5
Make sure the body's blessed

                         F#5
And everything should be just fine

A5
Just fine...