David Bowie – Alternative Candidate (Guitar)

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Alternative Candidate – David Bowie, Diamond Dogs [Intro] (Drums) Bm Bm E A x3 [Verse 1]
F#m                                      E
    Inside every teenage girl there's a fountain

F#m                                             E
    Inside every young pair of pants there's a mountain

Bm              E            A                    F#m
   Inside every mother's eyes is Tommy Tinkrem's bed

Bm              E        A                  F#m    E
   Inside every candidate waits a grateful dead
[Chorus 1]
             Bm             F#              G
I make it a thing, when I'm on my own to relieve myself

             Bm             F#                   G
I make it a thing, when I gazelle on stage to believe in myself

             Bm                 F#                      E
I make it a thing, to glance in window panes and look pleased with myself

             G        E        Bm
Yeah, and pretend I'm walking home
[Instrumental] (Bm) Bm E A Bm Bm E A [Verse 2]
F#m                                   E
    I took it so bad, I sat in the correction room

F#m                      E
    Took me a fag, and a kick in the moon

       Bm                    E                    A                F#m
Well, I ain't gonna suck no radar wing because inside this tin is tin

Bm                   E           A                      F#m          E
   Would you like to techno-plate 'cause I'm your candidate, oh yeah
[Chorus 2]
                  Bm           F#                          G
It's a matter of life, and the way you walk, you've got a BrylCream queen

                  Bm          F#                            G
It's a matter of tact, in the things you talk, that keeps his passport clean

             Bm          F#                       E
A matter of fact, that a cock ain't a cock on a twelve inch screen

           G        E        Bm
So I'll pretend I'm walking home
[Instrumental] (Bm) Bm E A Bm Bm E A x3 [Verse 3]
F#m                                           E
    You don't have to scream a lot to keep an age in tune

F#m                               E
    You don't have to scream a lot to predict monsoons

Bm                         E                A                      F#m
   You don't have to paint my contact black, now I've hustled a pair of jeans

Bm                   E              A                     F#m    E
   Do I have to give your money back when I'm the Fuhrerling?
[Chorus 3]
                 Bm              F#                      G
I'll make you a deal, I'll say I came from Earth and my tongue is taped

                 Bm           F#                     G
I'll make you a deal, you can get your kicks on the candidate

                 Bm           F#                      E
I'll make you a deal, for your future's sake, I'm the candidate

         G          E        Bm
Let's pretend we're walking home
[Outro]
(Bm)        E     A
    Uh-huh, uhhh

        Bm             E        A
Uh-huh, uhhh, I'm the candidate

                  Bm        E  A
Make way for the candidate

                 Bm         E  A
Vote now for the candidate
Bm Bm E A x2
Bm
(fade out)