David Allan Coe – Whips And Things (Guitar)

G                                            C
Oh, I was into whips 'n' things, she was into pain.

D                                                      G
An' I would beat her black an' blue when she called me names.

G                                                 C
Chained her to the basement wall where she went insane.

D                                              G
An' I was into whips 'n' things, she was into pain.

G                                           C
Oh, Finger Fuckin' Sally worked at Kelly's Bar.

D                                           G
She showed me her titties in Ronny Murphy's car.

G                                         C
She was the first lady to let me go that far.

D                                      G
Finger Fuckin' Sally, down at Kelly's Bar.

G                                       C
An' Pussy Eatin' Pamela went to Elliot High.

D                                                G
Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die,

G                                         C
Eatin' Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry.

D                                    G
Pussy Eatin' Pamela went to Elliot High.

G                                          C
Oh, Suck 'Em Silly Shirley came out after dark.

D                                          G
She would give us head jobs in Centennial Park.

G                                             C
All the girls would snub her, said she was a narc.

D                                       G
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley from Centennial Park.

G                                        C
Yes, good ol' Bloody Mary's on the rag again.

D                                       G
Pussy Eatin' Pamela's got blood on her chin.

G                                        C
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley got caught after dark,

D                                   G
Finger Fuckin' Sally in Centennial Park.

G                                        C
Now Pussy Eatin' Pamela's in the county jail.

D                                       G
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley left town on a rail.

G                                     C
They sent Bloody Mary to the pen for life.

D                                       G
An' Finger Fuckin' Sally, she became my wife.

G                                              C
And, I was into whips 'n' things, she was into pain.

D                                                      G
An' I would beat her black an' blue when she called me names.

G                                                 C
Chained her to the basement wall where she went insane.

D                                              G
An' I was into whips 'n' things, she was into pain.

G                                           C
Oh, Finger Fuckin' Sally worked at Kelly's Bar.

D                                           G
She showed me her titties in Ronny Murphy's car.

G                                         C
She was the first lady to let me go that far.

D                                      G
Finger Fuckin' Sally, down at Kelly's Bar.

G                                       C
An' Pussy Eatin' Pamela went to Elliot High.

D                                                G
Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die,

G                                         C
Eatin' Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry.

D                                    G
Pussy Eatin' Pamela went to Elliot High.

G                                          C
Oh, Suck 'Em Silly Shirley came out after dark.

D                                          G
She would give us head jobs in Centennial Park.

G                                             C
All the girls would snub her, said she was a narc.

D                                       G
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley from Centennial Park.

G                                        C
Yes, good ol' Bloody Mary's on the rag again.

D                                       G
Pussy Eatin' Pamela's got blood on her chin.

G                                        C
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley got caught after dark,

D                                   G
Finger Fuckin' Sally in Centennial Park.

G                                        C
Now Pussy Eatin' Pamela's in the county jail.

D                                       G
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley left town on a rail.

G                                     C
They sent Bloody Mary to the pen for life.

D                                       G
An' Finger Fuckin' Sally, she became my wife.

G                                             C
Oh, I was into whips 'n' things, she was into pain.

D                                                      G
An' I would beat her black an' blue when she called me names.

G                                                 C
Chained her to the basement wall where she went insane.

D                                          G
I was into whips 'n' things, she was into pain.