David Allan Coe – Suzy Shallow Throat (Guitar)

D G /F# Em Asus4 A Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely D G /F# Em A All the girls made fun of her at school G A 'Cause no matter how she tried D G she could not get a dick inside /F# Em her shallow throat, A Asus4 A shallow throat. G /F# A D Hot Dogs and bananas were too big G /F# A D G cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit /F# A/E Asus4 A she tried them all.

    A      Asus4  A
shallow throat.

D            G       /F#        Em       Asus4 A
The football team all tried to give her lessons

D                  G      /F#    Em       A
she practiced but she threw up on the coach

          G              A
not one man on the squad

              D            G
ever shot his wad

    /F#     Em
in Susie's throat,

        A      Asus4  A
shallow throat.

G /F# A D Hot Dogs and bananas were too big G /F# A D G cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit /F# A/E Asus4 A she tried them all.

    A      Asus4  A
shallow throat.

D G /F# Em Asus4 A The drum major was a boy named Slick D G /F# Em A Who had a very little-bitty dick G A She licked it, sucked and stroked it D G 'Til Slick thought she might choke, /F# Em he never knew A D she had a shallow throat. G /F# A D Hot Dogs and bananas were too big G /F# A D G cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit /F# A/E Asus4 A she tried them all.

    A      Asus4  A
shallow throat.

D G /F# Em Asus4 A She finally learned to deep-throat after all D G /F# Em A Since she met Slick, she's really had a ball G A But Slick he's kinda lonesome D G With Susie and the kid D G 'Cause though his dick just fits her throat A D her pussy's much too big.