David Allan Coe – Juanita (Guitar)
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[Intro]
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A E B7 E B7
[Verse 1]
E Well I'm finally gettin' used to the water B7 The way the tarantulas bite B7 Those Federales didn't believe that E Only came here to watch the bulls fight E Tell my mother, I need a good lawyer A Tell my father I'm getting a tan E C#m My sleepy siesta down south of the border A B7 E Is taking more time then I planned.
[Chorus]
A B7 E Oh Juanita somebody betrayed me A B7 E They're giving me ten years to life A B7 E C#m Juanita I need you to save me A B7 E I promise I'll make you my wife.
[Verse 2]
E I got a big house in Milwaukee B7 With a color TV and a pool B7 A naugahyde bar and a Cadillac car E Juanita, they're waiting for you E Tie the burro up down in the courtyard A To keep the guard busy tonight E C#m When you bring my dinner make sure the tortilla A B7 E Is filled with a gun or a knife.
[Chorus]
A B7 E Hey Juanita somebody betrayed me A B7 E They're giving me ten years to life A B7 E C#m Juanita I need you to save me A B7 E I promise I'll make you my wife.
[Verse 3]
E Juanita, you'll love Wisconsin B7 Wisconsin is gonna love you B7 Yes, all of Milwaukee speaks Spanish E Of course you're gonna wear American shoes E Lake Michigan tastes like tequila A Frijoles, why they grow they grow there on trees E C#m You can say adios to the pigs and the goats A B7 E If you'll just do this one thing for me.
[Chorus]
A B7 E But Juanita somebody betrayed me A B7 E They're giving me ten years to life A B7 E C#m Juanita I need you to save me A B7 E I promise I'll make you my wife.
[Outro]
A E (Juanita, I-I swear it was all a mistake) B7 E (You see, I was drowning out there in the ocean) A (And I saw this bale coming by man so I grabbed it) E B7 (And I climbed up on top of it and I found this stick) E (And I rowed myself into shore) A (and when I got there the border patrol was waiting for me at the…) E B7 (I didn't know what it was, I promise you) E A (If you'll just marry me so I can become a citizen of Mexico) E (I'd take you to Milwaukee, you can meet all my friends) B7 E (They got these big shiny motorcycles and you can ride on the back of 'em with 'em) A E (Really, Juanita would I lie to you?)