David Allan Coe – If That Aint Country Part Two (Guitar)

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Well I'm just an old man now, coverd with scars

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Most of them I got fighting in them redneck bars

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And a bunch of brand new tattoos that Squench put on me

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You know he covered up the ones I got years ago

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Back in prison when I was just Dave Coe

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And I wasn't famous then, and I wasnt free

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You know I grew up in a three room run down shack

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At the foot of the hill by the railroad track

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Where decent folk don't go when the sun goes down

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My daddy work at Coocher Tire and River Company and he worked on cars

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My momma went to church and my daddy went to bars

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Most folks just called it the hillbilly part of town

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Had a 55 Chevy when I was fifteen

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I painted it red cuz I was still green

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Hell I couldn't even afford to buy gas

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I had a 410 rifle and a Bowie knife too

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Redman tobacco that I liked to chew

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We'd count the car when the train when past

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And if that ain't Country, I'll kiss your ass

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If that ain't country, it'll hair lip the pope

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If that ain't country, it's a damn good joke

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I've been on the Grand Ole Opry,

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I know Johnny Cash

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And if he ain't country, I'll kiss Your ass

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Ya know one of my sisters was a lady of the night

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And then one day she saw the light

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Now she don't do those things that she used to do

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She never made the funeral when daddy died

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And I said I'd forgive her but I guess I lied

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Cuz there ain't no way to hide the way that I feel

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Now me and my brothers took our sister Diane

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Down to the funeral home to see the old man

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Jimmy was the oldest and Diane she was the youngest one

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Jack and Ray was in the middle and there was me

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And I'm the one that turned twenty-three

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And grew up to be that Yankee's rebel son

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Times are changing I heard Bob Dylan say

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It's been fifteen years now since my father past away

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But I can still picture him in his overalls

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Standing around the house where he made his deals

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And around the porch was a bunch of old wheels

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And some used Harley Davidson parts daddy sold for cash

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There was fifty holes in an old tin roof

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Me and my family we was livin' proof

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And everybody called us of old poor white trash

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And if that ain't country, I'll kiss Your ass

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If that ain't country, it'll hair lip the pope

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If that ain't country, it's a damn good joke

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I've been on the Grand Ole Opry,

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And I know Johnny Cash

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