Darren Criss – So Many Douchebags Guys Like Peter (Ukulele)
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Versions
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Guitar
Ukulele
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
(slowly)
Bm C Bm C So many douchebags in the world Bm C Bm So many douchebags get the girls B7 Em A7 who deserve more than absolutely anything Em A7 than you and I or anyone could bring C Bm They need a prince in armor who could sing C Bm (let ring Their love to them
(speed up tempo)
Bm C Bm C So many assholes in this place Bm C Bm So many assholes in my face! B7 Em Why don’t they leave me alone A7 to love princesses and queens? Em A7 They wouldn’t ever be in between C Bm C Bm I’d treat them nice and I’d never be mean to them Bm Yeah yeah yeah…
(pick the bass note before each chord)
Em C G D/F# But there will always be guys like Peter Em C G D/F# A no good tennis playing self absorbin' wiener Em C G He’ll never ever go see you at the theatre D/F# C D/F# C D/F# C And he’ll never know the lengths that I’d go just to see your show Bm C Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba… Bm C Ba ba ba ba ba ba da… Bm C Ba ba ba ba ba ba da… Bm C Ba da ba ba ba ba ba… Bm C Bm C So many bastards here Bm C Bm Why can’t these bastards disappear? B7 Em We’ll blast them off to outer space A7 We’ll never see them again Em A7 I’d launch them all to Venus and then… C Bm C Bm I wouldn’t have to deal with them anymore Bm Yeah yeah yeah… Em C G D/F# But there will always be guys like Peter Em C G D/F# Who’ll jump the ship before takeoff and reappear Em C G Right before I’d just try to get near her D/F# C D/F# C D/F# C And he’ll never know the steam that I’d blow when I’d see her go
Bm
(hard strum on the chord changes)
C Bm So why do these guys even exist? C Bm And how come the girls just can’t resist? C Bm Don’t they know it just makes me pissed? C Bm Hey that’s me, was born that way C Bm And c’est la vie, what more to say? C Bm I could complain but what’s the use? C Bm Something I ain’t, the simple truth but…
(one strum each)
Em C G D/F# There will always be guys like Petey Em C G D/F# To make my life just a little bit more shitty Em C G He’ll always be the block to every titty D/F# C that I’ll ever love D/F# C And it’s been kinda rough D/F# C So Pete, I’ve had enough D/F# C Pete, I’ve had enough