Darren Criss – Harry Freakin Potter (Guitar)

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You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

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You don't understand

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you're a legend, man,

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to us all!

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Every son and daughter-- "SAFE!"

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... From You-Know-Who,

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all because of you!

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You were small,

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but I wonder if you can recall...

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Long story short,

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this guy,

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"Voldemort"

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was super cruel...

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"Voldemort?" gasp "SHHH!!!"

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... Tried to kill you & your parents,

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and this is where it gets intensely cool...

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Even though you were a tiny little boy,

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you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed

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this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....

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You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

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We don't prefer Gandalf,

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Merlin, or Oz,

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You're a whole lot hotter!

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With that lighting scar,

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you're a superstar to us all!

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If we're in trouble we know who to call!

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You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

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I wouldn't wince at all,

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you're invincible to all harm!

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Like Betty Crocker--[Oooh!]

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... I wanna eat you up!

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No one'll beat you up

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with that charm!

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Remember, Harry, kid,

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you're the Boss,

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you're the King,

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you're the Bomb!

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But this is all so sad,

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I mean, my Mom and Dad

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were killed, long ago...(Long ago they died!)

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... I wanna be psyched,

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but being unliked

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is all I know...(All he knows, that's why-)

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I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,

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an opportunity eleven years late...

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I guess it's time for me step up to the plate

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and show 'em that I'm something great!

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I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!

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I'll do what I can

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if what you say I am is true!

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I can't be bothered

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by my awful past,

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I've found at last

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something I can do,

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so it's time I knew

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exactly who I am...

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I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!

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You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

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I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter--

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... And I'm the Man!

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[spoken] "HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"