Darius Rucker – Youre A Mean One Mr Grinch (Guitar)

         Am      Dm     G      C
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

     Am    B7    E
You really are a heel

          Am          Dm
You're as cuddly as a cactus

          G              C        F    E
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Gri-inch

B7                        E       
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

         Am    Dm     G       C
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch

     Am         B7    E
Your heart's an empty hole

     Am               Dm
Your brain is full of spiders

            G             C         F   E
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Gri-inch

B7                         E       
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

         Am      Dm    G       C
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch

          Am      B7      E
You have termites in your smile

         Am             Dm
You have all the tender sweetness

     G            C         F   E
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Gri-inch

B7       
Given the choice between the two of you

E       
I'd take the seasick crocodile

         Am      Dm    G       C
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch

         Am    B7    E
You're a nasty wasty skunk

     Am               Dm
Your heart is full of unwashed socks

     G               C         F   E
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Gri-inch

B7                                    E 
The three words that best describe you are as follo)ws, and I quote

     B7      E      B7 Am
"Stink, stank, stunk"

         Am    Dm    G       C
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch

           Am      B7     E
You're the king of sinful sots

     Am               Dm
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched

     G            C          F   E
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Gri-inch

B7       
Your soul is an appalling dump heap

                             B7                                E       
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable

E             B7
Mangled up in tangled up knots

    Am         Dm    G       C
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch

       Am       B7     E
With a nauseous super "naus"

         Am            Dm
You're a crooked dirty jockey

        G               C          F   E
And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Gri-inch

B7       
You're a three-decker sauerkraut

                      E       
And toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce