Dance Hall Crashers – I Did It For The Toys (Guitar)

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Blue Plate Special EP 1998 Submitted by: [email protected] Chords used: B - x24442 E - 022100 F# - 244322 A - x02220 D#m - x68876 D - xx0232 C#m - x46654 [Verse 1]
                                   A
Santa kissed me under the mistletoe

B             E           F#     A
  Tasted like egg nog and it was gross

B             E          F#
  Said he was lonely and it had been

  A    B              E
a while The elves run frantic when

     F#       A
they see that look in his eyes
[Verse 2]
B           E             F#
  He sat me down and went on and

  A B              E
on   Wouldn't shut up about how

F#             A   B
Mrs. Claus had gone He said the

E                    F#
plumber must've done something

A    B             E
right He fixed her pipes then

    F#            A
she paid him back all
[Chorus 1]
            B    E F#
Through the night

A        B
Fa la la la

E        F#
Fa la la la la

A        B
Fa la la la

E        F#   A
Fa la la la la
[Verse 3]
B       E                   F#       A
  Santa kissed me under the mistletoe

B        E             F#
  I kept wondering how far this would

A B              E       F#
go We talked and drank until it was

A              B         E
light Then the bartender kicked us

          F#     A
out cause we got into a fight
[Verse 4]
B            E               F#
  But I kept thinking of the swag

        A B            E
for free   Besides the old geezer

F#              A B
needs some company Well I've

     E                  F#
been broke this year it wouldn't

      A     B         E
be so bad I hate to admit

       F#            A
it but he's the best I've
[Chorus 2]
     B  E F#
Ever had

A        B
Fa la la la

E        F#
Fa la la la la

A        B
Fa la la la

E        F#   A
Fa la la la la

A        B
Fa la la la

E        F#   A
Fa la la la la
[Chorus 3]
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed him

           D#m
back but I did it for the toys

D
Figured I could get something

            C#m
more than I did from other boys

E
Santa kissed me and I kissed

               D#m
him back but I did it for

          D
the toys Smiled at me and

                 C#m
wanted to see if I would
[Guitar Solo] B E F# A x4 Drumbeats [Verse 5]
B             E
  Well he's a pervert you

    F#           A
can tell by his smile

B              E
  Or check the NAMBLA

      F#
membership locked

       A    B
in his files That big

    E              F#
red suit and jolly face

        A             B
is a disguise He only does

           E       F#
it for the joys of little

     A
kids bouncing on his thighs
[Verse 6]
B              E
  He drives me crazy now

   F#               A
he calls me all the time

B           E           F#
  I'm gonna dump him as soon

     A              B
as I get what's mine Guess

  E               F#
I should really reveal my

       A             B
family ties He won't get

            E
a clue so I hit him

       F#
with a matzo ball

A
Right between
[Chorus 4]
    B   E F#
The eyes

A        B
Fa la la la

E        F#
Fa la la la la

A        B
Fa la la la

E        F#   A
Fa la la la la

A        B
Fa la la la

E        F#   A
Fa la la la la
[Chorus 5]
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed him

           D#m
back but I did it for the toys

D
Figured I could get something

            C#m
more than I did from other boys

E
Santa kissed me and I kissed

               D#m
him back but I did it for

          D
the toys Smiled at me and

                 C#m
wanted to see if I would
[Chorus 6/Outro]
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed him

           D#m
back but I did it for the toys

D
Figured I could get something

            C#m
more than I did from other boys

E
Santa kissed me and I kissed

               D#m
him back but I did it for

          D
the toys Smiled at me and

                 C#m
wanted to see if I would
what a loser!