Custard – Queensland University (Guitar)

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Me, I studied psychology in Brisbane in the 1980's

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At Queensland University

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"Oh I will shut you up badly"

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Said my neighbour to my other neighbour

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"I will tell your mum," she said And then there was some yelling

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And a glass was thrown

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And later, I heard the vacuum cleaner

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And went back to watching 'The Voice'

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I never, I never, I never ever watch 'The Voice'

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And Ricki-Lee is not an authority

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Ricki-Lee is not an authority

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Ricki-Lee is not an authority

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And shortly, before the new millennium

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I went to the fortune teller

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And she said nothing I do would be good

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Until 2012

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So I, I never tried one bit

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Well maybe I shoulda

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Yeh maybe I should, Oh

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But what if, but what if, but what if, the fortune teller was right

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And ever and ever and ever and everything I did was wrong

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And Ricki-Lee is not an authority

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Ricki-Lee is not an authority

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Ricki-Lee is not an authority

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And if the sun exploded

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We'd still have 8 minutes of light

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If the sun exploded right now

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We'd still have 8 minutes of light

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And I'd say that I love you

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And everything will be alright

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Yeh baby I love you

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And everything will be alright