Custard – Music Is Crap (Guitar)

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Red eyes blue gaze, you look like hell today

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Step out on parade, you do it so well

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Your favourite shirt, those shoes that you bought in Perth

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Dumb Hair smart slacks, that's rock apparel

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(Ahhhhhh)

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Music is crap aliens told me so

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Better than that, we're gonna let you know

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Just listen up, become a receiver

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And then space out, when you're a believer

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That's what religion's for

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Music is crap

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Think of your friends, then put one on the door

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Everythings free, but were still poor

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Don't matter what you like, aliens hate it

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Rock, pop, metal, shop, they just berate it

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And I've found

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They dig the silence, hate the sound

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So pick up your telescopes, put your guitars down

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That's what I've found..

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Music is crap aliens told me so

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Better than that, we're gonna let you know

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Just listen up, become a receiver

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And then space out, when you're a believer

            F
That's what religion's for

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Music is crap

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Music is crap