Crywank – The Story Of The Lizard And The Sock (Guitar)

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Did not know what it would do

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I hid a lizard inside your room

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I came in at night, then I snuck it in your sock drawer

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It had funny little eyes, and funny little claws

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When I woke up in the morning, I heard a big scream (AAAAAAAAH!)

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Did you find the lizard, or was it a scary dream?

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There was a rumbling in your sock drawer as you were waking up

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It was a lizard, and a sock, and they were making love

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And you said, "Lizards and socks, they should never lay together"

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But the lizard said, "This is forever (This is forever)"

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Oh lizard, you fool! How could a sock ever love you back?

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"I feel it," said the lizard, "And that's that"

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Well, what else could I say?

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The lizard and the sock

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They got married that same day

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When the ceremony started, we erupted with laughter (AHAHAHA)

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But the lizard and the sock, they lived happily ever after