Crywank – An Academics Lament On Barbie (Guitar)

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[Intro] Em Cmaj7 x2 [Verse 1]
        Em
Like a flip flop feminists relationship with Barbie

 Cmaj7
Hardly the unsung perfectionist, perhaps white supremacist

 Em
Or Is this over-analysis of plastic?

   Cmaj7
A fanatic franticly forge five thousand words

        Em
On the relevance and development of marketing to girls

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And the harshness of the world, against all odds she worked 130 jobs

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But still thrilled mostly by the presence of heartthrobs

                               Em
Unaffected by patriarchy or recessions, but soon it must be questioned

                          Cmaj7
Does the doll face only represent what first is projected

                         Em
Grammar and spellcheck, half these points make no sense

                                      Cmaj7
The deadlines days away and their conclusions a conflicted mess

   Em
So how did molded plastic become so problematic

             Cmaj7
Where negi readings are dramatic but posis over-romantic

           Em
And maybe Barbie would rather be a gnarly dirty harpy

         Cmaj7
Tattoos drawn on with sharpie, kissing girls at a party

   Em
A figure once seen as pristine whilst preserved in a box

Cmaj7
Most barbies end up naked and limbless with their hair shaved off

 Em
Perhaps it should be mentioned that Barbie would be sectioned

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Having weigh-ins everyday for what others call perfection

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You can say she's just a doll so what does their size really mean

 Cm
60s slumber party Barbie still read books saying don't eat

  Em
Perhaps an ever-changing icon reflecting female progress

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Perhaps a shallow feminism focused on individual success
[Verse 2]
     Em     Cmaj7
And now we are over the word count

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Got to edit down what's written with no conclusion found out

                               Em
Tangled and confused and now scared of being misread

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Wishing they'd done GI Joe male violence and conscription instead

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Exhausting approaches Barbies subtext seems absent

                                           Em
A one dimensional character with endless multifacets

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Time is nearly up they must be pragmatic

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Conclusion: the most human thing about Barbie is the fact she's problematic
[Verse 3]
  Em                   Cmaj7
After quick and heavy editing

  Em                     Cmaj7
Self-flagellation for a cop-out ending

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In time they hand their essay in

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They forgot their referencing
[Verse 4]
     Em               Cmaj7
You have failed your degree

 Em               Cmaj7
£27,000 down the drain

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Ask yourself, "Was it worth it?

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What did you learn about Barbie?"