Cross Canadian Ragweed – The President Song (Guitar)
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[Intro]
D G A D G A D If I were president......I'd make you understand G A D A/C# G/B E7 No more questions, no more lies I'd tell you the truth lookin' in your eyes. G A D If I were president.
[Verse 1]
G A D A/C# G/B A Well first and foremost son Jesus Christ is the only one. G A D Your gonna talk to when your day begins. G A I'm gonna pass a law that says everyday D A/C# G/B A You gotta get down on your knees and Pray G A D Thank the man for dyin' for your sins.
[Chorus]
G A D G A D If I were president.... I'd make you understand G A D A/C# G/B A Jesus is the man. He's the reason that you stand. G A D If I were president.
Instumental:
G A D A/C# G/B A G A D (2 times)
[Verse 2]
G A D A/C# G/B A Were gonna put the word out on the street. No more Washington D.C. G A D I'm gonna make this country big and strong G A D A/C# G/B A No more payin' of your taxes, the capital's in Pampa Texas. G A D That's the only place a house that big belongs.
[Chorus]
G A D G A D If I were president.....the blue collar man won't get the shaft G A D A/C# G/B A Well no one's gonna laugh, when Jerry Jeff is my Chief of Staff. G A D If I were President.
[Instumental]
G A D A/C# G/B A G A D (2 times)
[Verse 3]
G A Well you Iraqi boys you must be nuts D A/C# G/B A Your diggin' yourself deeper in a rut. G A D I gotta way to end your problems soon. G A We're gonna bring home everyone of our boys D A/C# G/B A G A D Pull out our biggest baddest toy and blow you crazy bastards to the moon.
[Chorus]
G A D G A D If I were president.....no one's gonna push us around. G A D A/C# G/B A If you threaten us or put us down, we'll burn their country to the ground. G A D If I were president.
[Instumental]
G A D A/C# G/B A G A D (2 times)
[Verse 4]
G A Well I got one for you Saddam Hessein D A/C# G/B A We'll resurrect General John Wayne G A D and put together a very simple plan. G A We'll put down our nukes and put down our guns D A/C# G/B A and you and the duke will be one on one. G A D and he'll kick your ass as if you were a man.
[Chorus]
G A D G A D If I were president.....If I were president. G A D A/C# G/B A If you don't like Willie Nelson. You gotta go to prison. G A D If I were president. G A So cast your vote and make it me D A/C# G/B A G A D A D and if I win the beer is free. If I were president.