Cross Canadian Ragweed – Carney Man (Guitar)

C
I want a big red nose  I want some floppy shoes

                                   F
I want a squirty flower   squirt it on you

              C
Like all the bad clowns do

G                              F              C
I want to juggle bowling pins in the sun

G                       F                                               C
I want to join the circus,   the circus looks like fun

C
I'll sit and work the gate  or I can guess your weight

                                    F
I'll even sell the corn dogs  I don't care

            C
As long as I am there

G                            F       C
I'll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank

G                            F                               C
I'll ride my funny car laughing... all the way to the bank

C
Cause I'm a carney man  I'm a carney man

C
I'm a carney man   I'm a carney man carney man carney man

C
The human cannonball  I'll rise above it all

                                  F                                   C
Up higher than the trapeze I can fly  Oh god I'm gonna die

G                         F                 C
I am a carney worker I make two bucks

G                          F                                     C
Every hour come to find out ... this job it really sucks

C
Cause I'm a carney man  I'm a carney man

C
I'm a carney man   I'm a carney man

C
You need a corndog I can tell  You need a corn dog I can tell

C
I'm a carney man