Creed Fisher – Earplugs And Beer (Guitar)

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One out of two may end in divorce

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But cold beer is cheaper than child support

B                  E
Granddaddy‘s words they’re all too clear

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Save Money son buy earplugs and beer

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It sure makes me happy not to hear her bitch and moan

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I thought she’d probably leave me but I think it turns her on..

                      B               E
Cause lately we ain’t fighting, Cause lately I can’t hear

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It works just like a charm these earplugs and beer

      E                   B
She’s screaming out loud, but I can’t hear a thing

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Who would’ve thought all the joy that this would bring

    B                        E
She gets to speak her mind I get to sit right here

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I saved my marriage son with these earplugs and beer

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We’ve Been married 20 years now so far it’s all been bliss

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She fetches all my beers and we always hug and kiss..

                  B            E
When we cuddle up real tight I shed a happy tear

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I’m happy all day long with my earplugs and beer

      E                  B
She’s screaming out loud but I can’t hear a thing

E                        F#
Who would’ve thought all the joy that this would bring

    B                        E
She gets to speak her mind I get to sit right here

B                                  F#           B    B
I saved my marriage son with these earplugs and beer

                      B
She gets to speak her mind

  E                E
I get to sit right here

B                                B
It works just like a charm these earplugs plugs and beer

B                         B
Now honey calm down, calm down

     B                       B
Your turning red in the face

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I am the man of this house, and I will not be pushed around

                  B
It does'nt mean I don't love ya

B                   B
I need a beer honey

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Now honey you know screaming loud is not gonna help nothing

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All this fussin and fighting, just ain't no need of it

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I can't hear a word your saying

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Ain't gonna make me feel bad