Cracker – Lullabye (Guitar)

D                           Em
"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."

    G                                      D     
The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."

D       D                           Em
"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."

     G                                   D
The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."

  D                               Em
A scotsman throws a pole into the air

    G                         D
The alderman all vote in some affair

    D                                   Em
The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange

     G                              D 
He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay.

Bm                               C
A corpse is laid out neatly on a slab

G                                D
Professor's working madly in his lab

    Bm                                       C
The assistant files her nails and checks her hair

        G                            D
There's just a hint of danger in the air

D                                    Em 
There's just a hint of danger in the air

G                              D 
No one is alarmed nor seems to care

D                            Em
Everyone is happy, we're all fine

G                           D
We all fall in love all the time

Bm                               C
Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane

         G                                D
With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams

        Bm                        C 
When we wake, we find that it has rained

        G                          D 
When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep

   D                              Em
So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep

   G                                D
Or rest your weary head and come to me

D                                 Em
Move your lips and sing this lullabye

G                                 D
Move your lips and sing this lullabye

Bm   C
Lullabye

G    D
Lullabye

Bm   C
Lullabye

G    D
Lullabye