Christy Moore – Joxer Goes To Stuttgart (Guitar Live)

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It was in the year of '88 in the lovely month of June

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When the gadflies were swarming and dogs howling at the moon

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With rosary beads and sandwiches for Stuttgart we began

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Joxer packed his German phrasebook and jumpleads for the van

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Some of the lads had never been away from home before

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'Twas the first time Whacker put his foot outside of Inchicore

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Before we left for Europe we knew we'd need a plan

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So we all agreed that Joxer was the man to drive the van

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In Germany the autobahn, 'twas like the Long Mile Road

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There was every make of car and van all carrying the full load

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Ford Transits and Hiaces and a Bedford from Tralee

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With the engine overheating from longhauling duty free

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There was fans from Ballyfermot, Ballybough and Ballymun

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On the journey of a lifetime, and the craic was ninety-one

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Joxer met a German's daughter on the banks of the river Rhine

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And he told her she'd be welcome in Ballyfermot any time

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Next morning none of the experts, gave us the slightest chance

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They said the English team would lead us on a merry dance

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With their Union Jacks all them English fans for victory they were set

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Until Ray Houghton got the ball and he stuck it in the net

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What happened next is history, brought tears to many eyes

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That day will be the highlight of many people's lives

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Joxer climbed right over the top and the last time he was seen

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arm in arm with Jack Charlton singing, Revenge for Skibereen

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Now Whacker's back in Inchicore, he's living with his mam

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And Jack Charlton has been proclaimed an honorary Irishman

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Do you remember that German's daughter on the banks of the river Rhine

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Well, didn't she show up in Ballyfermot last week and ...

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