Chris LeDoux – Honky Tonk World (Guitar)

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Well there used to be a time

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When candlelight and wine

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Was all that a woman would need

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Man you were a winner

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If you took her out to dinner

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Or a movie she wanted to see

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But the world has turned

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And it's time you learned

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That the old ain't working no more

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Yeah the rules have changed

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And it's a brand new game

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And buddy if you want to score

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You gotta get off the couch

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Get out of the house

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Long about Friday night

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Shine up your boots

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Polish up your moves

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If you want to keep her satisfied

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You know a little bump and grind'll

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Do it every time

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If you want to keep your little girl

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But you don't stand a chance

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'Less you take her out and dance

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Cause we're living in a honky tonk world

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Well sooner or later

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All you couch potatoes

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Are gonna be the lonely ones

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If you want good lovin' then you gotta keep up

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And you better know your Brooks from your Dunn

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Don't even think that your Englebert Humperdink

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Record's gonna turn her on

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Cause Mister you can bet

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If you don't know the steps

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Then you're gonna get left at home

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You gotta get off the couch

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Get out of the house

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Long about Friday night

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Shine up your boots

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Polish up your moves

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If you want to keep her satisfied

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You know a little bump and grind'll

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Do it every time

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If you want to keep your little girl

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But you don't stand a chance

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'Less you take her out and dance

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Cause we're living in a honky tonk world

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Now if your were Cro-Magnon

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You'd would be a-draggin'

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Them women by the hair to your cave

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You'd be down on your knees

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Recitin' those soliloquis back in Romeo's day

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Yeah and you'd be kinda nifty

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If we were in the fifties

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And you had a cool car to drive

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Well we're living in the nineties

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So you better shake your hiney

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Or you're gonna get left behind

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You gotta get off the couch

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Get out of the house

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Long about Friday night

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Shine up your boots

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Polish up your moves

       B7                        G
If you want to keep her satisfied

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You know a little bump and grind'll

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Do it every time

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If you want to keep your little girl

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But you don't stand a chance

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'Less you take her out and dance

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Cause we're living in a honky tonk world

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No you don't stand a chance

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'Less you take her out and dance

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Cause we're living in a honky tonk world