Chris de Burgh – Nothing Ever Happens Round Here (Guitar)

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She was a girl from a one horse town

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The only place for miles around

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Cutting hair in the modern style

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Putting in the nine to five

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But, every night it was the same old drea-eam

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On the cover of a magazine

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She looked good, but it could never come true

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'cause nothing ever happens round here

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Nothing ever happens round here

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She had a boyfriend in the town

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He spent his days just messing around

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Stick shifts and steering wheels

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Motorbikes and automobiles

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And, every night it was the same old thi-ing

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Meet the boys for a couple of drinks

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Shoot pool and talk about girls

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And nothing ever happens round here

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Nothing ever happens round here

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They said nothing, no nothing, no nothing

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Nothing ever happens round here

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Nothing, no nothing, no nothing

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Nothing ever happens round here

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One day in a local bar

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She heard a movie man was looking for a star

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And everybody in the whole damn town

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Got the call to come on down

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And, when she walked into the roo-oom

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Every heart went boom, boom, boom, ("Who's that girl?")

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"She's exactly what we're looking for!"

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But nothing ever happens round here

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Nothing ever happens round here

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They said nothing, no nothing, no nothing

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Nothing ever happens round here

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Nothing, no nothing, no nothing

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Nothing ever happens round here

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No doubt that she was the best

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The camera fell in love with her

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Before she knew it she was on the way

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To make that dream come true

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Now she's living in Hollywood

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And everything is looking good

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She thinks about the folks back home

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And her boyfriend all alone

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But, every night it's still the same old thing

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Meet the boys for a couple of drinks

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Shoot pool and talk about girls

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And nothing ever happens round here

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Nothing ever happens round here

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They said nothing, no nothing, no nothing

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Nothing ever happens round here

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Nothing, no nothing, no nothing

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Nothing ever happens round here

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Nothing, no nothing, no nothing

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Nothing ever happens round here

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Nothing, no nothing, no nothing

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Nothing ever happens round here