Chloe Moriondo – Plastic Purse (Ukulele)

    C    B    Em   A7
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Put you in my plastic purse
Zip it up and I'll make you feel worse

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Oh, wanna put you in the dirt
But you would probably like that, right?

C             B
Too big to be feeding your ego

Em                 A7
Look down, see you hanging where the weeds all grow

C              B
So cute though, you never know though

Em
Might throw a low blow

A7             C*
I'm so, I'm so sick of dudes in beanies, little weenies

B*
Stupid little feeties in Adidies

Em*
Rub the lamp, you want it, I'm a genie

A7                          B*  C*
I'm a punisher, call me Phoebe, yuh

C     B                      Em
I'm a sucker for the little things

      A7                    C
I'm a statue, you're a figurine

               B               Em
You can't even reach my limousine

            A7
But I still really, really, really wanna

[Chorus]
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Put you in my plastic purse
Zip it up and I'll make you feel worse

A|--------3---3---------2---2---------2---2--------0-------------------------|
E|------3-------------2-------------3--------------0-------------------------|
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Oh, wanna put you in the dirt
But you would probably like that, right?

C             B
Put you in my plastic purse

Em                 A7
Zip it up and I'll make you feel worse

C                 B
Oh, wanna put you in the dirt

Em                     A7
But you would probably like that, right?

C*
Right?

         B*                          Em*                       A7*
Like how hard is it for a bonehead, Cheez-It brain boy to text back?

     B* C*
Like, I know you're not busy

  B*
I know you're not working

  Em*                            A7*
I know you're not doing anything important, so what the...

    B  C
I'm so sick of dudes in beanies, little weenies

B
Stupid little feeties in Adidies

Em
Rub the lamp, you want it, I'm a genie

A7                              C
I'm a punisher, call me Phoebe, yuh

      B                      Em
I'm a sucker for the little things

      A7                    C
I'm a statue, you're a figurine

               B               Em
You can't even reach my limousine

            A7
But I still really, really, really wanna

C*            B*
Put you in my plastic purse

Em*                A7*
Zip it up and I'll make you feel worse

B* C*               B*
Oooh, wanna put you in the dirt

Em*                    A7*  A7*
But you would probably like that, right?

C             B
Put you in my plastic purse

Em                 A7
Zip it up and I'll make you feel worse

B C              B
Oh, wanna put you in the dirt

Em                     A7*  A7*         C
But you would probably like that, right?

      B
Right?

      Em
Right?

                   A7*  A7*         C
You would probably like that, right?

      B
Right?

      Em
Right?

                   A7*  A7*
You would probably like that, right?