Chiodos – One Day Women Will All Become Monsters (Ukulele)

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This is just the way I play it so I can rock it on acoustic. Not exactly perfect, but still fun to mess around with, you can tool with it as you like. Intro: Bb -- C
     Dm          Bb         A7  Bb -- C
If I live to see you again

     Dm              
I'll take out my eyes

Bb                  A7              C
with this I have no way, and in consequence want no sight

Dm            Bb                A7
I've tried my hardest to forget every connection

C                                Bb
always being the blind villain

       C         Dm  C     Bb C      Dm 
my end meets the old curse of death

                   Bb     C   
the last courtesy I give

Dm                      Bb        C
get the horses for your mistress

Dm         Bb          C        Dm
there is a cliff, with sky high peaks

Bb        C          Dm           Dm -- Bb -- F -- C x2
make your way to the very brim of it

Dm  Bb  F    C            Dm -- Bb -- F (stop)
stop it from ever showing

           Dm     Bb  A7  C
repair the misery

Dm      Bb     A7  Bb -- C
give me your hand

      Dm             Bb          A7       C
the departure of the thief and monster is far from over

Dm                      Bb
but everything is gonna be just fine

A7              C             Dm
everything will be just fine
(I realize this next part is all a D chord in the actual song, but since screaming/ breakdowns and acoustic guitars don't work that well, I just sing this whole part and do the second half sort of spoken word.)
Dm                  Bb
with robbers hands, cunning and false

            A7                      C
label him a thief, bring him before us

Dm            Bb
bind fast his corky arms

A7     C
filthy traitor!

Dm
hang him instantly

Bb
pluck out his eyes

A7                                   C
rip the haunting smirk from his face

Dm                  Bb   A7               C
may heaven help him, but only through its plagues

Dm      Bb    A7        C
for our means secure us

Dm                   Bb         A7                C
for our means secure us and our defects prove our worth.

Dm      Bb        A7   Bb -- C
give me your hand

      Dm               Bb       A7        C
the departure of the thief and monster is far from over

Dm                      Bb
but everything is gonna be just fine

A7              C
everything will be just fine

Dm                         Bb
we live in fear and danger of them

               A7                  C
their delicate cheeks will turn to rotting flesh

Dm      Bb             A7     C        
one day women will all become monsters
Bb -- C Again, not perfect, just the way I play it, feel free to change it around as you see fit, shoot me suggestions if you find something that works better. Enjoy!